Hello again?

[Gomer]

So very odd coming back here after two years to see all the change. From the look to the continued decline, though it does seem like it's less caustic now than it was when I last left.

Dipping my toe back into the water, which is fitting given where my life is at. I presume nobody will remember me nor has any clue why I'm saying that. Maybe I'll open up, maybe I won't.

What're the inside jokes I need to re-acquaint myself with? I remember the Poin files and, further back, Mr. Villareal pulling babes.

Anyways, nice to meet you all. Again.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Your post is a 6.

 

[Vombatus]

Welcome back!

 

[Songbird]

... just called to say, Hello.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Cue up the Neil Diamond. Or the Cars. Take your pick.

 

[da man]

Ruben Rivas is the new JDV.

 

[amraeder]

That post was great in The Client.

 

[Gomer]

Your post is a 6.

I'm surprised it's even that high. I like to set the bar low, this doesn't leave much room for improvement

 

[Songbird]

... I couldn't sleep at all tonight
And I know it's late
But I couldn't wait ...

 

[Ace]

Welcome back. Hope Sgt. Carter stays off your ass.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Get me a beer, neo-newbie.

 

[RecoveringJournalist]

Ruben Rivas is the new JDV.

Was JDV that annoying?

 

[amraeder]

Was JDV that annoying?

Demonstrably, provably.

 

[RecoveringJournalist]

Demonstrably, provably.

Apparently, I did a better job avoiding JDV than Soccer Boy.

 

[TyWebb]

Apparently, I did a better job avoiding JDV than Soccer Boy.

Avoid? Why would you want to avoid the best free entertainment the internet offers?

... what's that? I can get porn for free? I retract my previous statement.

 

[Riptide]

Avoid? Why would you want to avoid the best free entertainment the internet offers?

... what's that? I can get porn for free? I retract my previous statement.

He's kept you on a string for two weeks, though. Time to punt yet?

 

[TyWebb]

He's kept you on a string for two weeks, though. Time to punt yet?

Nah. I've been kept on a string for longer than two weeks.

Besides, punting is for quitters and socialists. Redistribution of the ball, that's what my pops called it.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Welcome back, Gomer.

 

[Vombatus]

Nah. I've been kept on a string for longer than two weeks.

Besides, punting is for quitters and socialists. Redistribution of the ball, that's what my pops called it.

If you push too hard though, you might run afoul of the sheriff.

 

[Songbird]

Maybe it's been crazy
And maybe I'm to blame
But I put my heart above my head
We've been through it all
And you loved me just the same
And when you're not there
I just need to hear