He was just about to go take a nap in her bed

[Double J]

A West Vancouver woman felt a little like Goldilocks in reverse when she arrived home to find a bear happily eating oatmeal in her kitchen.

"It sounds like a nursery rhyme, doesn't it?" quipped Sgt. Paul Skelton of West Vancouver Police. "At least we have a health-conscious bear on our hands."

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Co...l_pageid=968332188492&call_pagepath=News/News

 

[Idaho]

That bowl of oatmeal must have been juuussst right.

 

[Double J]

There was no word on the condition of the woman's chair and bed.

And I seriously would have asked the cop about the furniture had I been assigned to this story.

 

[Flash]

That bowl of oatmeal must have been juuussst right.

Thank you. Must go clean coffee off laptop now.

 

[JR]

Ron must be leading the stats board in "Most Threads Started".

 

[Flash]

That was his goal for this week, I believe.

 

[Ashy Larry]

In a related story....a big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew the door down of an East Vancouver home yesterday.

 

[Flash]

A couple of spiders showed up and scared off this chick eating curds in Stanley Park.

 

[spaceman]

No whey!

 

[Ace]

Goldilocks is a pedohpile!

Leave baby bear alone, girl.

 

[Flash]

She left it on her tuffet.

 

[slappy4428]

That bowl of oatmeal must have been juuussst right.

Thank you. Must go clean coffee off laptop now.

Like you didnt see that coming...

 

[Flash]

I know but it still made me laugh ...

 

[Armchair_QB]

As a reporter, how could you NOT ask about the chair and the bed?

 

[Double J]

Ron must be leading the stats board in "Most Threads Started".

Ahem....BOO-YAH!

 

[Flash]

Atta boy ...