Gwyneth Paltrow.....

[poindexter]

is African.

 

[alleyallen]

... is overrated.

... is not all that attractive.

 

[Chi City 81]

... was in a movie that did not deserve the Best Picture Oscar in 1999.

 

[fmrsped]

... has a big Red X for a face.

 

[Trey Beamon]

... really likes apples.

 

[KJIM]

is African.

So is Charlize Theron.

 

[HejiraHenry]

... will do nicely.

 

[slappy4428]

... would wind up having Spaceman finish....

 

[Double Espresso]

. . . was in a movie that did not deserve the Best Picture Oscar in 1999 and was somewhat overrated, although not as overrated as "Saving Private Ryan," which also did not deserve the Best Picture Oscar in 1999, a year in which "Life Is Beautiful" deserved the Best Picture Oscar.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

... is willing to go ATM.

 

[User 1019]

... is welcome in my bed. Duh!

 

[joe king]

.... wants me. Badly. I can see it in her eyes.


And yeah, I'd hit it.

 

[Trey Beamon]

... has a hot mom?

Dina-Dina-Bo-Bina-I-love-Dina! Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'm looking, and I'm LIKIN...

 

[fmrsped]

... has a hot mom?

Dina-Dina-Bo-Bina-I-love-Dina! Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'm looking, and I'm LIKIN...

I think you're thinking of Teri Polo, not Gwyneth. .. Although I'm sure Gwyneth's mum is quite fine in her own right; I'd probably be tempted to take her out for a nice seafood dinner, although I'd probably never call her again.

 

[slappy4428]

... has a hot mom?

Dina-Dina-Bo-Bina-I-love-Dina! Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'm looking, and I'm LIKIN...

...has a mom named Blythe Danner...

 

[Chi City 81]

... has a hot mom?

Dina-Dina-Bo-Bina-I-love-Dina! Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'm looking, and I'm LIKIN...

I think you're thinking of Teri Polo, not Gwyneth. .. Although I'm sure Gwyneth's mum is quite fine in her own right; I'd probably be tempted to take her out for a nice seafood dinner, although I'd probably never call her again.

Blythe Danner is a saint!

 

[Trey Beamon]

... has a hot mom?

Dina-Dina-Bo-Bina-I-love-Dina! Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'm looking, and I'm LIKIN...

I think you're thinking of Teri Polo, not Gwyneth. .. Although I'm sure Gwyneth's mum is quite fine in her own right; I'd probably be tempted to take her out for a nice seafood dinner, although I'd probably never call her again.

Blythe Danner is a saint!

Where did your clothes come from, the Toilet Store? [/anchorman threadjack]

 

[Flash]

... slept with Brad Pitt. *****.

 

[Columbo]

... has a hot mom?

Dina-Dina-Bo-Bina-I-love-Dina! Byrnes! You know they say you can tell from looking at the mother what your wife will look like in the future - well, I'm looking, and I'm LIKIN...

I think you're thinking of Teri Polo, not Gwyneth. .. Although I'm sure Gwyneth's mum is quite fine in her own right; I'd probably be tempted to take her out for a nice seafood dinner, although I'd probably never call her again.

Gareth had it right

 

[GuessWho]

Has a square blue face with a question mark in the middle of  it.