Guy threatens to kill himself ... or worse, become a journalist

[TheSportsPredictor]

http://nypost.com/2015/12/22/son-threatened-hed-become-a-journalist-if-mom-sold-historic-pad-suit/

 

[da man]

NO!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!

 

[poindexter]

Stains on his shirt, or in this case, vest?
Check.

 

[HanSenSE]

Three reporters on a four-graf story?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Three reporters on a four-graf story?

They must be busy trying to find Muslims who were cheering on 9/11.

 

[dixiehack]

Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me off night cops! Get me off school board meetings, I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my 9-to-5 gig! Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again.