Guess who turns 64 tomorrow?

[Football_Bat]

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Some dirty old English ******* whom I could have given a **** about since 1983.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I'm getting Sir Paul a good divorce lawyer for his birthday.

 

[Starman]

I suspect he already has one.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

He's going to need Wolverine.

 

[Football_Bat]

Do you suspect way back in '68, when John was first encapured by Yoko's snatch, George was just happy to be on the team, and Ringo likewise, that Paul would have ever dreamt to have seen 64?

 

[da man]

Do you suspect way back in '68, when John was first encapured by Yoko's snatch, George was just happy to be on the team, and Ringo likewise, that Paul would have ever dreamt to have seen 64?

Of course he did. He sang a freakin' song about it.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

SIR PAUL: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?

HEATHER: Probably not.

 

[Football_Bat]

SIR PAUL: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?

HEATHER: Probably not.

I would've been hopping mad.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

And a bad song it was.

 

[JR]

And a bad song it was.

That's sacreligious.

 

[Double J]

And a bad song it was.

That's sacreligious.

A slight song but a catchy melody made it by no means the worst song the Beatles ever recorded. "Revolution 9," anyone?

It's not even the worst song McCartney ever wrote and/or partook in while a member of the Beatles. "Wild Honey Pie," anyone?

 

[joe king]

Didn't he write that song when he was 15 or 16 years old? Not bad for a kid.

 

[Double J]

Didn't he write that song when he was 15 or 16 years old? Not bad for a kid.

Yes, I think it was around the same time that he wrote "I'll Follow The Sun," another song that didn't see the light of day until many years after it was written. It was recorded for the "Beatles For Sale" album in 1964.

 

[joe king]

Doesn't really matter anyway because Paul died in 1969. Everyone said so. I don't know who this imposter is.

 

[Double J]

Billy Shears.

 

[BYH]

Say, Say, Say...DJs, the more you play his songs, the more money I make that I can then spend in legal fees defending myself against little boys! Hee hee!!

 

[WSKY]

I thought he died years ago.

 

[Murray the K]

I think Paul had an idea it wasn't going to work out with Heather. From his latest CD, a great song called "Friends To Go":

I've been waitin on the other side, for your friends to leave
So I don't have to hide, I prefer they didnt know
So I've been waiting on the other side, for your friends to go

I've been sliding down a slippery slope, I've been climbing
Up a slowly burning rope, but the flame is getting low
I've been waitin' on the other side, for your friends to go

You never need to worry about me, I'll be fine on my own
Someone else can worry about me
I've spent alot of time on my own
I've spent alot of time on my own

I've been waitin till the danger past, I don't know
How long the storm is gonna to last, if we're gonna carry on
I'll been waiting on the other side, till your friends are gone