Guess what, folks? I'm Godless!

[forever_town]

I just got a *delightful* piece of mail at the office on Monday. It was addressed to "Godless Podunk Weekly Editor."

Inside were copies of what I wrote in the paper. Scrawled above my opinion column about the recent spike in AIDS cases in my county was "Gorgeous (County Name with a G in it) should be changed to Godless (County Name with a G in it)."

Guess I'll see some of y'all in Hell! I'll keep a spot warm for ya, get it?!

 

[slappy4428]

Get us a cold beer, Newb... It's hot down here...

 

[forever_town]

Get us a cold beer, Newb... It's hot down here...

No problem. I'll balance it on my Full Member.

 

[slappy4428]

wasn't referring to this place... but since you're newly godless, was referring to hell...

 

[forever_town]

wasn't referring to this place... but since you're newly godless, was referring to hell...

I figured. Then again, isn't this Hell?

 

[Diabeetus]

wasn't referring to this place... but since you're newly godless, was referring to hell...

Full member can be taken more than one way.

Have fun with the quote function.

 

[Football_Bat]

Reminds me of the WKRP episode where a tornado hits Cincinnati and Johnny has to read the civil defense announcement.

"Subsitiute 'tornadoes' for Russians."

"Those godless tornadoes!"

 

[ink-stained wretch]

Welcome, fellow traveller. My one claim to fame is being labeled as a Spawn of Satan by a particularly weird presidential campaign staff.

 

[Songbird]

wasn't referring to this place... but since you're newly godless, was referring to hell...

I figured. Then again, isn't this Hell?

the 7th ring, didn't you know?

 

[slappy4428]

wasn't referring to this place... but since you're newly godless, was referring to hell...

I figured. Then again, isn't this Hell?

the 7th ring, didn't you know?

yeah... we have Death and everything...

 

[The Big Ragu]

Hey someone was reading you, right?

That's a good day for a lot of people!

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Welcome, fellow traveller. My one claim to fame is being labeled as a Spawn of Satan by a particularly weird presidential campaign staff.

He said he's godless, not a Communist.









Wait ... aren't they the same thing? ???

;D

 

[forever_town]

Hey someone was reading you, right?

That's a good day for a lot of people!

That's how I took it. I was quite amused.

 

[forever_town]

wasn't referring to this place... but since you're newly godless, was referring to hell...

I figured. Then again, isn't this Hell?

the 7th ring, didn't you know?

Thought so. Is this the level with the wacked out, totally unexpected gay fantasies? Or is that some level I passed on the way here?