Guess those DC teens are packing

[BRoth]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/20/AR2010052003980.html?wpisrc=nl_most

High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."

If you're going to talk about how large DC teens' penises are, might as well put it in the lede.

 

[Buck]

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[Det. Jimmy McNulty]

Gray tried to ****can the street cars a few weeks ago in an 11th hour budget session. Tough choices have to be made to keep the XL blingy condoms on the public dole.

 

[Det. Jimmy McNulty]

Actually, I like the whole condom deal. I like to think the DC taxpayer is feeling the same euphoria I am when I'm using taxpayer condoms. It's actually pretty refreshing.