Greatest thing before sliced bread?

[EStreetJoe]

The phrase "the greatest thing since sliced bread" is a bit overused.
Sliced bread was first sold in stores in 1928.
So it raises the question -- what was the greatest thing before sliced bread? ;D ;D ;D

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Unsliced bread. Duh.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Blow jobs.

 

[bydesign77]

Blow jobs.

*Like*

 

[93Devil]

The phrase "the greatest thing since sliced bread" is a bit overused.
Sliced bread was first sold in stores in 1928.
So it raises the question -- what was the greatest thing before sliced bread? ;D ;D ;D

Baseball

 

[Matt1735]

"I was around since before sliced bread and I'm still here. Don't forget about me!"

 

[TheWritingWaffle]

The phrase "the greatest thing since sliced bread" is a bit overused.
Sliced bread was first sold in stores in 1928.
So it raises the question -- what was the greatest thing before sliced bread? ;D ;D ;D

Baseball

Tied with the blowjobs comment

 

[Chef2]

Getting a blowjob while watching baseball.

 

[imjustagirl]

spnited.

 

[Brian]

I find it funny that unsliced bread is now more expensive than sliced bread. It actually devalues the product.

 

[NickMordo]

Peeing.

 

[I Should Coco]

What's so great about Bread?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Bob Dole

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

Poontang.

 

[deskslave]

America. My dad would drone on and on about America. He thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, sliced bread having been invented the previous winter.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Strippers talking about literature.

 

[MTM]

"I was around since before sliced bread and I'm still here. Don't forget about me!"

Winner

 

[Rhody31]

Not getting polio.

 

[heyabbott]

Blow jobs.

Free ones

 

[pressboxer]

beer