Greatest product name ever

[Hustle]

I was at a regional Tex/Mex chain yesterday. Over by the drinks, there's a rack of about 60 hot sauces there to be enjoyed on your meal; further, you can buy a bottle of any of them for $4.95.

I flashed back to a day in my youth, when I had enough balls to put a dab of Dave's Insanity Sauce on my tongue. That particular spot burned for a good 20 minutes and I never touched the stuff again.

A few bottles to the left of the Dave's line was a wide bottle with an 1800s B&W portrait on it. The product was Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce, the Elixir of Capsacien Extremus!

I should've, but I didn't.

 

[Batman]

Had you tried it, you could clean up afterward with a little Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

 

[Killick]

http://www.hotsauce.com/Colon-Cleaner-Professor-Phardtpounders-p/1288cc.htm

Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce will make sure no enema is needed.

 

[bigpern23]

I was all set to post a picture of the Whizzinator with a snarky "ahem" attached to it. I stand corrected.