Granny's got 'em by the balls

[Batman]

So a guy in Oregon decides to break into an 88-year-old woman's home and rough her up a bit. She does what any self-respecting person would do in that situation -- grabs the guy's nuts and squeezes. Guy runs off and is later arrested.
And another part of the punchline? The guy's name is Michael ****.

http://www.katu.com/news/local/36910614.html

 

[jps]

bigger part of the punchline? pretty sure he was nude at the time.