Google shutouts

[HejiraHenry]

I've always been interested in coming up with phrases that stump Google.

Today, I got 0 hits for "Biggie Smalls diet"

Your move.

 

[Clubber_Slang]

Clubber Banged HejiraHenry's Mom = 0

 

[Trey Beamon]

cockdian writing well = 0

 

[spup1122]

Cockdian writing well comes up with two sites, all from SJ.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Clubber Banged HejiraHenry's Mom = 0

No surprise. Do you remember the access code to the assisted living Alzheimer's wing? I seem to have misplaced mine.

 

[alleyallen]

Tried this one with no success ... "unnecessary insults about someone's mother."

 

[HejiraHenry]

Tried this one with no success ... "unnecessary insults about someone's mother."

that is a surprise.

"First Church of Tupac" gets one hit.

I would have figured 10 or more.

 

[imjustagirl2]

"IJAG is cool" also gets no hits.

 

[Chi City 81]

"IJAG is cool" also gets no hits.

I'd hit it. [/spaceman]

 

[BYH]

Weird. A friend of mine who works for an Internet marketing firm just asked me to google one of his clients' URLs. It came up blank. So add rfidjournal.com to the list.

 

[dooley_womack1]

"byh feeds bird" also pitched a shutout.

 

[BYH]

 

[Buck]

Chris +"evil *******" gets 62,200 hits.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

buck flipper~=350,000 hits

"vietnam motorsports"=I got nothing

 

[dooley_womack1]

Actually, I think the more interesting game, and one we've had a thread on before, is coming up with two words that get one hit -- no more, no less.

 

[Ledbetter]

Amish strippers got two hits.

 

[Ledbetter]

Guano burrito got one.

 

[spup1122]

How about vats of dong, or ass-scented candles?

 

[Sam Mills 51]

"IJAG is cool" also gets no hits.

There's a reason for this.

 

[Clubber_Slang]

Clubber Banged HejiraHenry's Mom = 0

No surprise. Do you remember the access code to the assisted living Alzheimer's wing? I seem to have misplaced mine.

Hey, it's my schtick...