Good Gravy, we are a nation of idiots

[poindexter]

HS Principle stops the school from Pledge of Allegiance, because of the federal government shutdown.

http://journalstar.com/news/state-and-regional/nebraska/principal-shuts-down-pledge-of-allegiance/article_e829e8be-cfa9-584a-b2a3-6970e790e83d.html

*Spins wheel, wheel stops on........ Nebraska*

 

[LongTimeListener]

Mmmm ... gravy.

 

[joe]

Gravy is really good on biscuits. And mashed potatoes. And just about anything, really.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

But that idiot does know which version of principal to use in this context.

 

[poindexter]

My wife must have never grown up with gravy. When she makes mashed potatoes, it comes w a tab of butter.

If its a holiday, I'll make the gravy. If not, I keep a jar of store bought gravy around.

 

[poindexter]

But that idiot does know which version of principal to use in this context.

DAMMIT!!

As a hat tip to Boom, it is staying.

 

[BTExpress]

Gravy is really good on biscuits.

It is when it's bacon gravy.

Unfortunately, every place seems to serve sausage gravy instead. Sigh.

 

[Big Circus]

But that idiot does know which version of principal to use in this context.

Remember, he's your princiPAL.

 

[heyabbott]

My wife must have never grown up with gravy. When she makes mashed potatoes, it comes w a tab of butter.

If its a holiday, I'll make the gravy. If not, I keep a jar of store bought gravy around.

in my house we use au jew

 

[Baron Scicluna]

 

[Moderator1]

My wife must have never grown up with gravy. When she makes mashed potatoes, it comes w a tab of butter.

If its a holiday, I'll make the gravy. If not, I keep a jar of store bought gravy around.

in my house we use au jew

au jew?

we jus are offended by that.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

My wife must have never grown up with gravy. When she makes mashed potatoes, it comes w a tab of butter.

If its a holiday, I'll make the gravy. If not, I keep a jar of store bought gravy around.

in my house we use au jew

au jew?

we jus are offended by that.

Ha!

 

[UPChip]

But that idiot does know which version of principal to use in this context.

Remember, he's your princiPAL.

An appropriate image: "Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here!"

Also, my ex-boss and her husband were hosting some French historians a few years back and they went to a local restaurant and saw the French Dip sandwich on the menu. They started giggling because apparently, in French, "au jus" means "with bodily fluids."

 

[dooley_womack1]

You put gravy on spaghetti and meatballs.[/hockeybeat]

 

[Bradley Guire]

I miss Hardee's gravy and biscuits.

 

[Tarheel316]

My wife must have never grown up with gravy. When she makes mashed potatoes, it comes w a tab of butter.

If its a holiday, I'll make the gravy. If not, I keep a jar of store bought gravy around.

in my house we use au jew

I prefer bearnaise.

 

[joe]

We're talking cream gravy, of course. Real gravy. Not that **** you have once a year at Thanksgiving.

 

[poindexter]

I've never had "cream gravy".

Describe.

 

[JackReacher]

Chipped beef gravy is the best gravy.

 

[joe]

I've never had "cream gravy".

Describe.

About four tablespoons of grease in a medium-hot skillet; bacon grease works well for this. Four (or so) tablespoons of flour mixed into the hot grease until it bubbles and sort of dissolves. Milk or cream, a cup more or less. Salt and pepper to taste. Stir frequently until it reaches the consistency you want, either thick or thin. Serve hot.

There's your cream gravy. Also more commonly known as white gravy.

Enjoy.