Godzilla haiku

[Buck]

http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/09/godzilla-haiku/

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'll ****ing lay waste
to a movie theater
showing that crap film

 

[The Big Ragu]

I'll ****ing lay waste
to a movie theater
showing that crap film

Bring that 5-6-5 slop to the King Kong thread.

 

[Moderator1]

Bring in the judges - some may claim the-a-ter is three syllables

 

[21]

Thee

uh

ter.

3.

 

[imjustagirl]

the-uh-ter. Three.
Smi-uhl. Two.

 

[Moderator1]

There you go.

 

[Buck]

Rising from the depths,
You became our cartoon friend.
Where is Godzooky?

 

[imjustagirl]

Godzilla haiku?
Proof positive of one thing
Khartoum is alive!

 

[Moderator1]

This **** is crazy
A monster dominates us
He's really ugly

 

[imjustagirl]

Moddy, that's not nice.
What did Patrick Ewing do
to deserve that ode?

 

[Moderator1]

My **** is quite weak
I definitely know that
Writing on the fly

 

[Batman]

Even Denzel has to say
"King Kong ain't got **** on him!"
Badass Jap mofo

What's biggest throwdown?
Godzilla v. Chuck Norris
The heavens will shake

'98 movie;
Gadzooky and bad dubbing
Godzilla is shamed

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

Happily surprised
Expected something racist
Enjoyed that a lot

 

[dooley_womack1]

The old man declared,
"Gohira," not "Godzilla
Smile smile smile smile smile

 

[The Big Ragu]

The exact same guy
Always played the general
In all the movies

 

[Bob Cook]

Just bought Ultraman
Godzilla creator made
Cheesy as all ****

 

[93Devil]

How nature points out
Folly of men, Godzilla
There goes Tokyo

 

[dooley_womack1]

That haiku needs more cowbell

 

[93Devil]

That haiku needs more cowbell

That was a lot harder to do than I tought.