God works in mysterious ways ...

[Slacker]

A Turkey Vulture Crashed Through Stephen A. Smith's Office At ESPN Today

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Trying to feed on the brain cells killed by years of hot takes.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I. am. going. to. cut-to-the-chase on this story. That is preposterous. Rediculous. How-ever, we are look-in' at. a. turkey vulture. flying-symmetrically-and-symbolically, frenetically-and-expeditiously toward. an. office. window. It is troublesome, problematic and erroneously peaking on twitter as. I. speak.

 

[playthrough]

Trying to feed on the brain cells killed by years of hot takes.

That will be the feast to end all feasts.

 

[heyabbott]

bigger turkeys are on their way

 

[heyabbott]

I. am. going. to. cut-to-the-chase on this story. That is preposterous. Rediculous. How-ever, we are look-in' at. . Mel E agris Gall O pavo.-and-symbolically, frenetically-and-expeditiously toward. an. office. window. It is troublesome, problematic and erroneously peaking on twitter as. I. speak.

FTFY

 

[Chef2]

Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da.

 

[Chef2]

Claims responsibility.

 

[DanOregon]

 

[CD Boogie]

Window? Good one. It's a prison.

 

[Justin_Rice]

God needs to get his **** together and improve his aim.

 

[HanSenSE]

Bird shoulda listened to Charley.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Maybe the turkey was on weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-duh

 

[tapintoamerica]

Why does Stephen A. have an office in Bristol? Is he ever there? I thought his appearances were in NYC and LA.

 

[Gator]

Fowl play is suspected.