Was just in Vegas for work for a week and the last few days were a bigger **** show than Independence football last year. One somehow got in my room at Rio and they pool was infested with them Saturday.
They need to get one of them car-boats, or boat-cars, hook it up to a sound system. Play recorded locust sex-drive sounds. Turn up the volume. Drive from The Strip to Lake Mead. Them critters will follow the sound and drown in the lake.