George Washington, scofflaw

[Idaho]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/04/19/george.washington.overdue.books/index.html?hpt=C1

He owes the NYC Library $4,577 in fines for a pair of overdue books checked out in 1789

 

[Gutter]

The original White Whale.

 

[Small Town Guy]

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Surely he'll have to take some time off from being dead to deal with these issues.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

Don't Bundy that book, Mr. President.

 

[MileHigh]

Is that in 2010 dollars?

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Washington also was against the environment as a kid. He believed that trees were meant to be cut down.

 

[cyclingwriter]

The original White Whale.

For some reason, in the context of the story, that picture of Washington makes him look like a guy who is looking to pull of some petty crimes.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

What was the title of the book, Tropic of Cancer?

 

[Ace]

I can't wait for National Treasure III: The search for Washington's overdue library book.

 

[mustangj17]

George Washington's teeth were made of wool.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

George Washington's teeth were made of wool.

I read something somewheres about his false teeth. They were attached to his gums by metal wires, which basically gouged his gums all the time and were, to say the least, pretty uncomfortable.

 

[Ace]

George Washington's teeth were made of wool.

I read something somewheres about his false teeth. They were attached to his gums by metal wires, which basically gouged his gums all the time and were, to say the least, pretty uncomfortable.

Are you trying to say that periodontal pain caused George to become a kleptomaniac?

 

[cyclingwriter]

What was the title of the book, Tropic of Cancer?

So you're saying he loaned it to Adams, who then got wedgied by Jefferson, and therefore lost in the lockerroom at Indepence Hall?

 

[crusoes]

The father of our country, a deadbeat dad?

Why do you hate America?

 

[deskslave]

What was the title of the book, Tropic of Cancer?

So you're saying he loaned it to Adams, who then got wedgied by Jefferson, and therefore lost in the lockerroom at Indepence Hall?

I understand Martha Washington chewed Black Jack gum.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

What was the title of the book, Tropic of Cancer?

So you're saying he loaned it to Adams, who then got wedgied by Jefferson, and therefore lost in the lockerroom at Indepence Hall?

I understand Martha Washington chewed Black Jack gum.

With little baked bean teeth.