I still want to see Whoa Nelly do one of those commercial for jean shorts, which also rose to prominence in Gainesville.
Keith: "The Swamps of North Florida can get hot."
Billy Ray: "Real hot."
Keith: "Fortunately, scientists at the University of Florida decided to try something new. They cut parts of the legs away from blue jeans and created "jorts," which urbandictionary.com says are "mostly worn by children and douchebags."
Billy Ray: "It's like, they're way less hot than normal jeans, but they're still jeans, and I can still fit my Skoal in there. They look great with Reebok high tops."