Funniest thing you'll see all day: Bret Michaels knocked on his ass at Tonys

[TheSportsPredictor]

This is hysterical. At the end of "Ain't Nothing But a Good Time", Poison frontman Bret Michaels walks right into a descending stage scene and gets knocked clean on his ass, just as if Terry Tate was drilling him. It's even funnier because (A) it's Bret Michaels and (B) it's the Tony Awards. It's almost as if Broadway was sending Bret a message:

 

[User 1019]

Nice.

 

[Ace]

I bet they fought backstage over who would get to drop it on him.

 

[Moderator1]

Hi-lar-ious.
A guy gets hit on the head. Knee slapper.
This isn't a cartoon, you know.

 

[Ace]

Hi-lar-ious.
A guy gets hit on the head. Knee slapper.
This isn't a cartoon, you know.

He's an obnoxious jerk, if it makes you feel any better, Moddy.

 

[Moderator1]

Well, yeah, I get that. But he could also have a head injury, which I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Hi-lar-ious.
A guy gets hit on the head. Knee slapper.
This isn't a cartoon, you know.

I'll let World's Funniest Home Videos know.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

"That's so hot."

 

[Captain_Kirk]

I think this is a message from God that Poison music is not to played anytime, anywhere.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Well, yeah, I get that. But he could also have a head injury, which I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Or it could improve something up there. Certainly doesn't hurt to...oh wait, yeah it probably did.

 

[Dyno]

I wish it had knocked off his hat/bandana/toupee combo.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

he was right. It really don't get better than this.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

He was unskinny bopped.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Look what the cat dragged in!!!

 

[mpcincal]

I missed the show last night. Why on earth was Bret Michaels performing at the Tonys?

EDIT: I just looked at the running Tonys thread. I'm guessing it was in connection with "Rock of Ages." Right?

 

[Double J]

I hope they gave him something to buh-leed in.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

NEW YORK (AP) — Bret Michaels performed at the Tony Awards, and all he got was a nose fracture — and a busted lip.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gOhveatVWAo2xZFgVdlb62tpc3pgD98MM3BG0

Even funnier now!

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

NEW YORK (AP) — Bret Michaels performed at the Tony Awards, and all he got was a nose fracture — and a busted lip.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gOhveatVWAo2xZFgVdlb62tpc3pgD98MM3BG0

Even funnier now!

God, CC looks like Sideshow Bob.

 

[Double J]

You're right, he does!

And what a great lead, followed up by a description of the incident as Michaels getting "clocked in the head." How can you not love that kind of writing? :)

 

[bagelchick]

I fail to see the humor in anyone getting hurt. But maybe it's just me.