Fun with captions --- NASCAR edition

[2muchcoffeeman]

Tony Stewart rebuffs a recruiting effort by Michael Waltrip.

 

[jay_christley]

Stewart names his new monkey "Newman"

 

[Columbo]

Vhere are my sprockets!

 

[DyePack]

Tony Stewart (20), left, chats with Marcell, the monkey (right) before a recent race in Pocconno, Pa., Sunday, June 10 2006. Stewart, was hoping for good luck from Marsell who once was featured on the NBC hit TV show "Friends" that aired Thursday nights on ABC. (AP photo/Richard Gear)

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Tony Stewart (20), left, chats with Marcell, the monkey (right) before a recent race in Pocconno, Pa., Sunday, June 10 2006. Stewart, was hoping for good luck from Marsell who once was featured on the NBC hit TV show "Friends" that aired Thursday nights on ABC. (AP photo/Richard Gear)

No, that one definitely sucks. Try again, and at least try to be funny.

 

[DyePack]

Tony Stewart (20), left, chats with Marcell, the monkey (right) before a recent race in Pocconno, Pa., Sunday, June 10 2006. Stewart, was hoping for good luck from Marsell who once was featured on the NBC hit TV show "Friends" that aired Thursday nights on ABC. (AP photo/Richard Gear)

No, that one definitely sucks. Try again, and at least try to be funny.

No, you suck, 2much. You suck.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Tony Stewart (20), left, chats with Marcell, the monkey (right) before a recent race in Pocconno, Pa., Sunday, June 10 2006. Stewart, was hoping for good luck from Marsell who once was featured on the NBC hit TV show "Friends" that aired Thursday nights on ABC. (AP photo/Richard Gear)

No, that one definitely sucks. Try again, and at least try to be funny.

No, you suck, 2much. You suck.

Okay, we all get it. You're a drone with no sense of humor who can't stand to watch anybody else relax and enjoy themselves.

Now go **** yourself.

 

[jay_christley]

I'll admit, I thought the Tony Stewart (left) and monkey (right) cracked me up.

2Much, I had your drinks at NHIS. But since you didn't stop by, I drank it all myself

 

[wickedwritah]

Since when did Friends appear on ABC?

 

[HC]

Dude ... don't look now, but that chick is totally checking you out!

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

You had me at hello.

You had me at hello.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Bobo the Monkey shows Nascar driver Tony Stewart the steering wheel grip he was trained to use while making 300 miles worth of left turns.

 

[jay_christley]

Tony wishes all journalists would be this docile.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Tony Stewart rebuffs a recruiting effort by Michael Waltrip.

Tony Stewart, left, wondering exactly how drunk he got.

 

[westcoastvol]

LOUDON, N.H.-- Shingles the Monkey (right) throws a punch at NASCAR driver Tony Stewart (left). The monkey attacked Stewart in retaliation for spinning out Shingles' car en route to victory in the Lowes' 200 "Run for the Rhesus" charity race at New Hampshire International Speedway.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Tony Stewart (left) prayed with the remains of former Nascar legend Dale Earnhardt Thursday after Stewart read a Native American lore based on the bones and hair of great warriors.

 

[spaceman]

Sorry, but no more going ape**** for me.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Tony Stewart rebuffs a recruiting effort by Michael Waltrip.

Monkey: Hey Tony, I've been thinking.
Tony: Oh yeah?
Monkey: Yeah, you should leave the fence climbing to us agile creatures.
Tony: Whatcha tryin to say?
Monkey [redneck voice]: That fat asses like you shouldn't be climbin' fences because you're gonna rip a hole in that them dere barbwire and then those Wal-Mart going-folks are gonna fondle ya like Jeff Gordon does ... Um ... just stick to burnouts jackass.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Tony Stewart (left) looks at the only creature hairier than he is.

 

[lono]

"Jesus Christ, I knew when I got stuck with two rookies this season there was a driver shortage in Nextel Cup, but this is ****ing ridiculous." — Tony Stewart.

Or,

"In an exclusive interview with NASCAR's wire service, two-time series champ Tony Stewart bared his soul to NASCAR's newest reporter."