Fun with Captions: Edition 249244565

[KYSportsWriter]

 

[Overrated]

Pallister ain't makin it to church today.


That is a Sox hat, right?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

I honestly can't tell if it is or not.

 

[KevinmH9]

It almost looks like a Mariners hat, but it's obviously an "S."

 

[writing irish]

The short bill makes it look like an early-20th century throwback, but the high crown kind of kills that effect. Looks like a freaking equestrian helmet.

Former Clash lead singer Mick Jones went on a gin-fueled rampage at the Twiddlebum Show Jumping Competition in Cocksbury, Bollocksshire on Monday. He's shown here after stealing a helmet and several cushions from the ladies of the Suckyton Equestrian Club before passing out on a pile of hay, whereon he proceeded to **** himself.

 

[lono]

And in a shocking turn of events, Ichiro parks himself in front of IJAG's house, hoping to watch her stretch.

 

[dooley_womack1]

HEY BUDDY, BONAROO'S OVER!

 

[imjustagirl]

And in a shocking turn of events, Ichiro parks himself in front of IJAG's house, hoping to watch her stretch.

I heart you.

But you gotta pay for that privilege.

 

[Songbird]

bollockshire? awesome.

not as awesome as the ijag crack, though.

 

[lono]

And in a shocking turn of events, Ichiro parks himself in front of IJAG's house, hoping to watch her stretch.

I heart you.

But you gotta pay for that privilege.

I heart you, too, babe. But my tab is paid in full.

 

[imjustagirl]

I mean the royal "you" as in Ichiro. Perhaps I should have said "one."