Fun with captions: Billy Joel edition

[BYH]

"Hurry the **** up Henley so I can take a ****. Those pre-show burritos are running right thru me."

 

[Moderator1]

Gotdamn, I look JUST like Moddy and he can't button his coat, either.

 

[dixiehack]

Excuse me. I have to unzip and let out a River of Dreams.

 

[mike311gd]

Thank God BYH is gone. I thought he'd never leave.

 

[a_rosenthal]

Phew. I'm lucky Christine Brinkley didn't find *my* porn stash.

 

[Songbird]

Gotdamn, I look JUST like Moddy and he can't button his pleated trousers, either.

 

[BYH]

Gotdamn, I look JUST like Moddy and he can't button his coat, either.

Jesus, you two do look alike.

"Damn I hope Billy's fooling people at VCU like I am up here."

 

[Rosie]

What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearin', can't ya tell I have no tie.

 

[Songbird]

What's the matter with the clothes I'm wearin', can't ya tell I have no tie.

Fantastic.

 

[Moderator1]

Gotdamn, I look JUST like Moddy and he can't button his coat, either.

Jesus, you two do look alike.

"Damn I hope Billy's fooling people at VCU like I am up here."

We really do.
His bank account is a little bigger and he sings a hell of a lot better.
But I've only had one wife and I won a VPA award once.

 

[BYH]

"Oh Christ I gotta go. Someone started a thread about upper decking."

 

[dooley_womack1]

With Billy Joel and his girdle, it's always been a matter of trust.

 

[imjustagirl]

WHERE'SH MY GOTDAMN LIQUOR? I NEEDSH SHOMETHING TO DRINKAFHAHDF...glurg...*snore*

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

"Now please stick around for Night Ranger!"

 

[zeke12]

Henley, you ****ing twit!

You're driving!

 

[BYH]

"Now please stick around for Night Ranger!"

Cause of death: Abject joy.

 

[forever_town]

We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the hot sauce fell in.

 

[Claws for Concern]

She's always a woman to me my ass!

 

[imjustagirl]

Maybe I should have had a bottle of white OR a bottle of red, not both.

 

[dooley_womack1]

"Damn kids, stop leaning on my tour bus!"