FSU's cowgirl celebrates her birthday on SI.com

[Rufino]

As inane as this "column" is, watch the video accompanying it. SI should be really proud of itself for this, particularly the mic scene. Clearly, this girl has a lot to say and needed a regular outlet to do so.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/sioncampus/11/29/sterger.birthday/index.html?section=si_latest

 

[The Big Ragu]

I made it a minute into the video. You owe me a minute of my life.

 

[zeke12]

I made it to the mic scene, and that was worth it.

 

[pallister]

You owe me about 43 seconds.

 

[SoSueMe]

Why!? Why do the likes of ESPN and now SI keep dumbing down the business?! I HATE **** like this. And no, I'm not jealous. I'd never even think to do something like this, and would refuse to do it, if asked.

By the way, can she be more monotone? Um, have some personality and use voice inflection.

Deadpanned: I'm thowing a party. Everyone is invited. (I'm a robot)

EDIT: Win or lose, we're still gonna booze.

You stay classy (and slutty) Jen.

 

[Comma Chameleon]

Watching the Gators defeat my Seminoles on Saturday was like getting a birthday gift from a crazy relative. You unwrap the glossy packaging, then realize that what's inside is pure crap. Another @$@%!!! sweater from Walmart. What am I gonna do with this

You spoiled little ****. You're lucky you have relatives still willing to claim you and buy you gifts on your birthday.



"For when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name, He writes, 'Win or lose, we're still gonna booze.' "
-- Grantland Sterger

 

[stevenash]

haha

 

[Oz]

I made it to the mic scene, and that was worth it.

No, it wasn't. Anyone else notice she didn't wear a seat belt while driving?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

This is the dumbest thing I ever have read.
I mean it, this thing just wears its stupid right there as a party hat. And you know, you just KNOW, that she slammed that SEND button like she'd just actually written something.
Andre Laguerre is weeping in the Beyond.

 

[pallister]

"For when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name, He writes, 'Win or lose, we're still gonna booze.' "
-- Grantland Sterger

Now THAT was funny.

 

[poindexter]

I made it to the mic scene, and that was worth it.

No, it wasn't. Anyone else notice she didn't wear a seat belt while driving?

She has a pair of custom-made airbags to save her in the event of an accident.

 

[SoSueMe]

She's the kind of person I'd LOVE to meet and pretend like I don't know her.

Her ego is HUGE! I'd love give the "and you are?" line to her.

 

[Ace]

I hate myself for saying this, but as repulsive and fake as she is, she's still kinda hot.

 

[JR]

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?

 

[goalmouth]

I hate myself for saying this, but as repulsive and fake as she is, she's still kinda hot.

Ace -- always zigs when everyone else zags.

 

[goalmouth]

She's 23? Was she held back in fifth grade? Twice?

 

[Chi City 81]

She's 23? Was she held back in fifth grade? Twice?

Maybe she's on the Tommy Boy plan.

 

[JBHawkEye]

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?

Hopefully, she's at 14:59.

 

[donnie23]

I hate myself for saying this, but as repulsive and fake as she is, she's still kinda hot.

I hate myself more for agreeing because she is so horribly fake ... ugh ... but she's kinda hot.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I love whores.