first-hand lindsay lohan update....

[novelist_wannabe]

folks left her alone, 'cause people in our neck of the woods think they're stars, too. but everyone knew who she was.

funny, just a couple of weeks back the mrs. and i were watching "mean girls," a terrific flick, by the way. and all mrs. shockey kept saying was how fat lindsay's thighs looked. so when she came home from the festivities today, i asked her if lindsay's thighs looked any leaner.

she laughed and reported lindsay was wearing pants, "obviously to cover up those thunder thighs of hers." ;D ;D ;D

meow.

Goddam women are vicious. That's about the only time she ever looked good. She's one of those girls that looks much, much better with meat on her bones.

I dunno ... I thought she was fairly hot in Herbie Rides Again

 

[Herky_Jerky]

folks left her alone, 'cause people in our neck of the woods think they're stars, too. but everyone knew who she was.

funny, just a couple of weeks back the mrs. and i were watching "mean girls," a terrific flick, by the way. and all mrs. shockey kept saying was how fat lindsay's thighs looked. so when she came home from the festivities today, i asked her if lindsay's thighs looked any leaner.

she laughed and reported lindsay was wearing pants, "obviously to cover up those thunder thighs of hers." ;D ;D ;D

meow.

Goddam women are vicious. That's about the only time she ever looked good. She's one of those girls that looks much, much better with meat on her bones.

I dunno ... I thought she was fairly hot in Herbie Rides Again

You just admitted to watching Herbie Rides Again.

Ha!

 

[Mayfly]

folks left her alone, 'cause people in our neck of the woods think they're stars, too. but everyone knew who she was.

funny, just a couple of weeks back the mrs. and i were watching "mean girls," a terrific flick, by the way. and all mrs. shockey kept saying was how fat lindsay's thighs looked. so when she came home from the festivities today, i asked her if lindsay's thighs looked any leaner.

she laughed and reported lindsay was wearing pants, "obviously to cover up those thunder thighs of hers." ;D ;D ;D

meow.

Goddam women are vicious. That's about the only time she ever looked good. She's one of those girls that looks much, much better with meat on her bones.

I dunno ... I thought she was fairly hot in Herbie Rides Again

You just admitted to watching Herbie Rides Again.

Ha!

I bet he meant with his nieces. Come on novelist. Include that one in there.

 

[Idaho]

I thought shockey got a happy ending or something. Guess I was wrong.

 

[shockey]

I thought shockey got a happy ending or something. Guess I was wrong.

only happy ending for me was little shockey scoring four in a four-point victory.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

folks left her alone, 'cause people in our neck of the woods think they're stars, too. but everyone knew who she was.

funny, just a couple of weeks back the mrs. and i were watching "mean girls," a terrific flick, by the way. and all mrs. shockey kept saying was how fat lindsay's thighs looked. so when she came home from the festivities today, i asked her if lindsay's thighs looked any leaner.

she laughed and reported lindsay was wearing pants, "obviously to cover up those thunder thighs of hers." ;D ;D ;D

meow.

Goddam women are vicious. That's about the only time she ever looked good. She's one of those girls that looks much, much better with meat on her bones.

I dunno ... I thought she was fairly hot in Herbie Rides Again

You just admitted to watching Herbie Rides Again.

Ha!

I bet he meant with his nieces. Come on novelist. Include that one in there.

One of my children wanted to see it. All I'm sayin'

 

[Satchel Pooch]

Hey Shockey, you know what the thread's useless without? Mix in a cellphone camera. Damn. :)

 

[shockey]

Hey Shockey, you know what the thread's useless without? Mix in a cellphone camera. Damn. :)

mrs. shockey failed me there. i wasn't at the gym.

 

[slappy4428]

Well, saying she wore pants ruined my question of Commando or not...