Find Out Where The Bride Is Registered...

[Fenian_Bastard]

..so we can send her a subpeona.
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2008/02/breaking_monica_goodling_is_en_1.php#more

I suspect the Siegelman family down in Alabama will not be sending a card.
Messiah College?
Hard to believe it ISN'T a place where Bob Huggins wouldn't stash a played.

 

[jboy]

First two reader comments:

vomit

I can't wait for their demon spawn.

 

[Beaker]

First two reader comments:

vomit

I can't wait for their demon spawn.

Couldn't have said it any better...

 

[zeke12]

Is Boom working on an official statement of congratulations from all of us?

Because it's going to be hard to find candlesticks with the official seal of Messiah College.

 

[poindexter]

I think this was the couple in mind when Charles Barkley said that he hates white people.

 

[Ace]

Hell, they make me hate white people, too.

 

[poindexter]

She beat the odds. Most single women who reach 50 never end up marrying.

 

[goalmouth]

Although Monica Goodling and Mike Krempasky are a "power couple" here in Washington

How come there's never a blackout inside the Beltway when you really need it?

 

[poindexter]

Overheard at her hairdresser:
I'll have the 'Ann Coulter'.

 

[Double Down]

My condolances/congratulations to Monica as she enters into this beautiful union that will almost certainly be orgasm-less, unless of course Mr. Krempasky is willing to fulfill that torture fantasy she likely picked up while working for the attorney general.

Please remember to choose a "SAFE" word ahead of time, kids.

 

[poindexter]

There is so much going on here with him, I don't know where to begin:

Is he wearing a scarf?
Does he strike you as someone particularly masculine?
Do you think he's ever sweated before?
Do people/couples like this really exist?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

She told the Senate that she took "an oath to the president."
You suppose she'll take marriage vows to him, too?

 

[Ace]

My condolances/congratulations to Monica as she enters into this beautiful union that will almost certainly be orgasm-less, unless of course Mr. Krempasky is willing to fulfill that torture fantasy she likely picked up while working for the attorney general.

Please remember to choose a "SAFE" word ahead of time, kids.

I dunno. They can't keep their hands off each other. I bet they're afraid to fly Southwest, they're so hot.

 

[dooley_womack1]

There's a 50s sitcom that wants them to hop back into the time machine.

 

[zeke12]

She told the Senate that she took "an oath to the president."
You suppose she'll take marriage vows to him, too?

And he solemnly swore never to touch the principal.

*swoon*

 

[jboy]

There is so much going on here with him, I don't know where to begin:

Is he wearing a scarf?
Does he strike you as someone particularly masculine?
Do you think he's ever sweated before?
Do people/couples like this really exist?

Looks like the wind blew his tie around his neck, although an ascot would really complete the Republican douchebag look nicely.

My condolances/congratulations to Monica as she enters into this beautiful union that will almost certainly be orgasm-less, unless of course Mr. Krempasky is willing to fulfill that torture fantasy she likely picked up while working for the attorney general.

Please remember to choose a "SAFE" word ahead of time, kids.

No way. Missionary. Every Friday night at 10 p.m. after Bill O'Reilly. It's programmed into their blackberries.

What do you think, virgins on their wedding night?

 

[Double Down]

She told the Senate that she took "an oath to the president."
You suppose she'll take marriage vows to him, too?

I know someone who will make certain that never happens.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Yikes!

 

[Pancamo]

There is so much going on here with him, I don't know where to begin:

Is he wearing a scarf?
Does he strike you as someone particularly masculine?
Do you think he's ever sweated before?
Do people/couples like this really exist?

Looks like the wind blew his tie around his neck, although an ascot would really complete the Republican douchebag look nicely.

My condolances/congratulations to Monica as she enters into this beautiful union that will almost certainly be orgasm-less, unless of course Mr. Krempasky is willing to fulfill that torture fantasy she likely picked up while working for the attorney general.

Please remember to choose a "SAFE" word ahead of time, kids.

No way. Missionary. Every Friday night at 10 p.m. after Bill O'Reilly. It's programmed into their blackberries.

What do you think, virgins on their wedding night?

Missionary? Who's on top? She plows into him with 12" strap-on made of kevlar.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I say again.
Yikes!