Fat cat gets stuck under bomb-detecting machine

[Michael Echan]

As if Newark International couldn't look to be any more ridiculous, this happens.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/02/newark_airport_checkpoint_clos.html

Though from New Jersey, the cat's owner is not named Smith. Just wish they had a picture of this feline. So, I guess this will do: