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Gene Collier's annual year-ender:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06365/750317-150.stm
 
Another mail-it-in from the Voltaire of the Susquehanna.
 
I might print this, tape it up next to my computer, and use it as a guide for token quotes never to use.

It's too bad everyone you interview says them.
 
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pointing out cliches is such a cliche. as pet peeves go, this ranks right up there with those idiots who go around at super bowl media day asking guys about the stupidest questions they've been asked at super bowl media day. don't try to make a living off pointing out how ridiculous your profession can be. you're above it. good for you. we get it.
 
of course, pointing out how cliched pointing out cliches has become makes me some meta-asshole. so there you go.
 
Flying Headbutt said:
That was awful. But what does Pittsburgh have to do with the Susquehannah?
F_B's getting old now... He's confused the Allegheny or the Monogahela with the Susquehanna
 
I loved it.
A column should inform, entertain and provoke, and this did all three. Most columns I've read lately are so moronic they can't even meet one of the objectives. How refreshing to read a columnist that can both write and think.
 
I'd just like to be known as the Tom Clancy of Greasy Creek.
 
Blushing said:
I loved it.
A column should inform, entertain and provoke, and this did all three. Most columns I've read lately are so moronic they can't even meet one of the objectives. How refreshing to read a columnist that can both write and think.

Thanks for stopping by, Gene
 
Entertain?
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Somebody buy me a map, please.
 
Maybe you've come upon something there. Maybe some columnists don't know what "entertain" means. But I think Gene understands that to entertain is to amuse and hold interest.
 
Densely written, isn't it? Shouldn't be that much work to get through a column, especially when it's long.
 
Blushing said:
Maybe you've come upon something there. Maybe some columnists don't know what "entertain" means. But I think Gene understands that to entertain is to amuse and hold interest.


And there was nothing amusing or interesting or the least bit entertaining about that pile of ****.
 
A fun column, as usual, in my mind.

But for those who did not enjoy it, at least he's working. This clearly took a lot of thought and effort, compared to most columnists who seem to sit down in front of a computer and type whatever comes into their head until they hit their word count.

And he's not ridiculing our profession. He's just poking fun at people in the sporting world and having a little fun.
 
So this is where Steve Rushin picked up his annoying habits.

Never read this year-end piece before, though I've read Collier before. It's okay. Once a year.
 

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