Fantastic cop quote

[Scouter]

A cops reporter friend of mine just sent me a message saying an old guy died while a prostitute was doing her "job" on him.

Said the police lieutenant: "She literally sucked the life out of him."

Note: The quote was obviously not used in the story.

 

[imjustagirl]

Then the story loses some of its charm.

 

[da man]

A cops reporter friend of mine just sent me a message saying an old guy died while a prostitute was doing her "job" on him.

Said the police lieutenant: "She literally sucked the life out of him."

Note: The quote was obviously not used in the story.

Why not?

 

[Scouter]

Editors' decision.

 

[slappy4428]

Thanks for the heads up...

 

[TwoGloves]

Note: The quote was obviously not used in the story

That sucks.

 

[imjustagirl]

Come on, don't blow it for the rest of us.

 

[poindexter]

The story had spunk.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Editors' decision.

What a ****.

 

[JC]

The story had spunk.

hopefully

 

[imjustagirl]

Using it would have been a good stroke.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Was she wearing a Blowguard? [/crossthreading]

 

[dixiehack]

At least he died doing what he loved.

 

[The Granny]

That would have been in my nut graph.

 

[bigpern23]

Guess heaven needed another John.

 

[Some Guy]

At least he died doing what he loved.

Finally ... an obit in which that line makes sense!

 

[budcrew08]

To be serious, I would have pulled the quote too... (have fun on the quote function, you fiends!)

But our office would have laughed for a while about it.

 

[mustangj17]

I wonder if she got confused when rigamortis set in?

 

[markvid]

Did he cum and go?

 

[The Q Man]

That ranks right up there with the newly hired girls basketball coach I interviewed at the very start of my career who said, "I'm looking forward to my first head job. I hear the girls are pretty good."

I had to pay for the monitor after I sprayed Coke all over it.