Everything's inverted

[Clever username]

I thought this was the thread where everyone acts like their parallel universe board member.

That would make a fun (or possibly quickly locked) thread. Who is your SportsJournalists.com polar opposite?

Do it. Start it.

Clever, you were the asshole in middle school, who pushed the fat kid into football player right before you started yelling "fight, fight, fight," weren't you?

Far, far, far from it, my friend.

I just got this picture of you yelling, "Do it" in a commanding tone. I could faintly hear ... "or I'll pants you in front of everyone" in the background.

More like the "Do it" from Super Troopers when Mack starts the syrup drinking contest between Thorny and Rabbit. Dooooo it. Add a slight Mexican accent and you'll hear it.

 

[mike311gd]

I thought this was the thread where everyone acts like their parallel universe board member.

That would make a fun (or possibly quickly locked) thread. Who is your SportsJournalists.com polar opposite?

Do it. Start it.

Clever, you were the asshole in middle school, who pushed the fat kid into football player right before you started yelling "fight, fight, fight," weren't you?

Far, far, far from it, my friend.

I just got this picture of you yelling, "Do it" in a commanding tone. I could faintly hear ... "or I'll pants you in front of everyone" in the background.

More like the "Do it" from Super Troopers when Mack starts the syrup drinking contest between Thorny and Rabbit. Dooooo it. Add a slight Mexican accent and you'll hear it.

I am all that is man.

 

[Clever username]

I thought this was the thread where everyone acts like their parallel universe board member.

That would make a fun (or possibly quickly locked) thread. Who is your SportsJournalists.com polar opposite?

Do it. Start it.

Clever, you were the asshole in middle school, who pushed the fat kid into football player right before you started yelling "fight, fight, fight," weren't you?

Far, far, far from it, my friend.

I just got this picture of you yelling, "Do it" in a commanding tone. I could faintly hear ... "or I'll pants you in front of everyone" in the background.

More like the "Do it" from Super Troopers when Mack starts the syrup drinking contest between Thorny and Rabbit. Dooooo it. Add a slight Mexican accent and you'll hear it.

I am all that is man.

You're doing it all wrong. Relax your jaw, open up your throat.

Don't forget to cup the bawls.

 

[mike311gd]

I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

What the **** is going on here?

 

[Clever username]

I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles.

Yeah, chief, and I'll have a chinCHILLA!

What's that all about?

They think I'm Mexican.

You're not ... Mexican?

 

[Highway 101]

What the **** is going on here?

Sometimes, that's half the fun of this board.

Lombardi: "What the heck is going on around here?"

 

[Write-brained]

What the **** is going on here?

Sometimes, that's half the fun of this board.

Lombardi: "What the heck is going on around here?"

And, sometimes, it signals the end of a pretty good thread ....

 

[Clever username]

What the **** is going on here?

Sometimes, that's half the fun of this board.

Lombardi: "What the heck is going on around here?"

And, sometimes, it signals the end of a pretty good thread ....

There are only so many grundle jokes I can make in one night.

 

[Eagleboy]

Homer: Wait, wait, wait, so in August it's cold?
Lisa: That's right.
Homer: And in February, it's hot?
Lisa: Mm-hm.
Homer: So it's opposite land! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies!
Lisa: No, Dad, it's just the weather.
Homer: So hot snow falls up?

 

[mike311gd]

Homer rules.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Odoyle rules.

Fixed.

 

[mike311gd]

O'Doyle, I have a feeling that your whole family is going down.

 

[Lucas Wiseman]

The change is not intentional. I will try to fix it.

 

[Bubbler]

What is this inverted board ****? I see absolutely no difference on my end.

 

[sportschick]

Webby fixed it. It was a bit surreal there for a bit.

 

[Lone_Star_Speed]

I hope this inversion doesn't carry over into the real world. I don't want my ass and face flip flopped.

 

[outofplace]

I stand by my previous statement. Y'all are weird, though I should have clarified to say I mean weird in a wodnerfully entertaining way.

I knew where the vapo-rub comment came from. I was reading that thread last night. Just thought the detail in which some people were delving into the subject of taints was ...intersting.

 

[writing irish]

In opposite land, I'm a fat, muscular investment banker who jets around the country going to various Republican fundraisers. I'm a big Steelers fan and have a host of personal assistants who annoint my taint with lavender oil nightly. I relax with beef tongue sandwiches on raisin-nut bread while watching Burt Reynolds movies. I have a huge Steely Dan collection and am rarely seen without my Bluetooth. I abhor cunnilingus and have a gilt-edged library of Rudyard Kipling's works. All this and more, in opposite land.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

This far along and no one has made a Top Gun "inverted" joke?

For shame, SportsJournalists.com.

You used to be cool.

That was my first thought. I'll I could hear was Iceman saying, "Bull****" while coughing.