Everything's inverted

[Chi City 81]

Is the new layout on the main page a bit discombobulating to anyone else?

 

[mike311gd]

Same here. I'm all confused.

 

[Clever username]

Me no likey.

 

[sportschick]

It's giving me a headache.

 

[forever_town]

I don't like it. At. All.

 

[wickedwritah]

It's giving me a headache.

You must not be into body sculpting or writing!

 

[Clever username]

It also implies that the nonsense of this board is more important than the journalism stuff. I thought we were concerned about outside perception of this place?

 

[outofplace]

Hey, at least all the links are working now.

 

[Left_Coast]

Hate it.
It's sportsJOURNALISTS.com

Leave the Journalism at the top.

 

[Write-brained]

Damn you, Doc. I didn't even notice it until I saw this thread. Now I want to shoot my computer because that screen is so ****ing frustrating.

 

[mike311gd]

Hey, at least all the links are working now.

I'll second that. I can deal with everything else.

 

[Clever username]

Damn, Mike, maybe Angola was right about you catching him.

 

[zeke12]

This far along and no one has made a Top Gun "inverted" joke?

For shame, SportsJournalists.com.

You used to be cool.

 

[mike311gd]

Damn, Mike, maybe Angola was right about you catching him.

Until I get a life, what else is there for me to do?

 

[Clever username]

This far along and no one has made a Top Gun "inverted" joke?

For shame, SportsJournalists.com.

You used to be cool.

Charlie: So lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well, we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bull****.
Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick: Yes ma'am.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 meters.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!
Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
[gestures apprpriately]
Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.

 

[Clever username]

Damn, Mike, maybe Angola was right about you catching him.

Until I get a life, what else is there for me to do?

Put Vapo-Rub on your taint? I don't really know.

 

[Mayfly]

It's giving me a headache.

You must not be into body sculpting or writing!

Don't forget that I have seen you, wicked. You may want to try the former more than the latter.

 

[wickedwritah]

Don't forget that I have seen you, wicked. You may want to try the former more than the latter.

Are you really trying to come up with a fat joke?

Seriously, is that the best you can do?

 

[writing irish]

Damn, Mike, maybe Angola was right about you catching him.

Until I get a life, what else is there for me to do?

Put Vapo-Rub on your taint? I don't really know.

It keeps you alert and enhances circulation.

 

[mike311gd]

Damn, Mike, maybe Angola was right about you catching him.

Until I get a life, what else is there for me to do?

Put Vapo-Rub on your taint? I don't really know.

But then I'd have to drive to the store to get some VapoRub. And considering my dinner was selected simply because I didn't want to get milk on my day off, I think I'll be posting here for a little longer.