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[HC]

Christian YouTube preacher officially declares that masturbation is gay

Sorry .... how could I NOT? :)

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Woo-hoo! Ben Dover!

 

[The Big Ragu]

Does that mean it doesn't make you grow hair on your palms? Because gay I can live with.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Does that mean it doesn't make you grow hair on your palms? Because gay I can live with.

Palm Sunday was last week. :)

 

[User 149557]

“However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.”

This is so oddly...specific.

 

[Slacker]

“However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.”

This is so oddly...specific.

It is duly noted here, for the official record, that this guy is a ****ing dumbass.

 

[Huggy]

Woo-hoo! Ben Dover!

Pleased to meet you. Ben, I'm Victor Hugo.

 

[typefitter]

“However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.”

This is so oddly...specific.

Sounds like our man had a revelation... with himself.

 

[MisterCreosote]

“However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.”

This is so oddly...specific.

 

[QYFW]

Your stepdad’s not mad ... he’s just projecting.

 

[DanOregon]

 

[swingline]

Watch Daubenmire whack out his theory in the video below:

A happy ending!