DJ Gallo's "wacky" mock draft can be found at this link...
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/070427&sportCat=nfl
They've edited it by now, but this was the original pick 24....
24. New England Patriots: Reggie Nelson, S, Florida
Bill Belichick likes Nelson because the word is he has a hot mom, whereas Tom Brady wants him on the Patriots because he heard Nelson has an extensive babysitting background. He also fills a need for New England in the secondary, but those first two reasons supersede anything football related.
HILARIOUS stuff - except for the part about Nelson's mother having died of breast cancer two weeks before the national title game. Scoop even wrote a column about the death for Page 2. Guess the editors really don't read Scoop's stuff, because this was bad.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/070427&sportCat=nfl
They've edited it by now, but this was the original pick 24....
24. New England Patriots: Reggie Nelson, S, Florida
Bill Belichick likes Nelson because the word is he has a hot mom, whereas Tom Brady wants him on the Patriots because he heard Nelson has an extensive babysitting background. He also fills a need for New England in the secondary, but those first two reasons supersede anything football related.
HILARIOUS stuff - except for the part about Nelson's mother having died of breast cancer two weeks before the national title game. Scoop even wrote a column about the death for Page 2. Guess the editors really don't read Scoop's stuff, because this was bad.