Email smear campaign accuses politician of gay sex affair

[Starman]

And it turns out the rumor campaign was hatched by the politician himself, a Michigan state rep.

As a smokescreen to distract from his ACTUAL sex affair, with another state representative. (A female.)

Michigan tea party reps caught in bizarre plot to hide affair using gay sex and taxpayer dollars

Of course both participants in the sexy fun festivities are bible beating "family values" foghorns.

 

[Starman]

It gets better.

Tea Partier who invented gay scandal about himself also smeared self as a child molester in flyer: blogger

 

[LongTimeListener]

I think this is a multi-layered plot. He made up the gay prostitute story to cover for the story about banging his non-wife.

Now, for the rest of the story ... banging his non-wife is the cover story for him really being gay! Ooh ... mind blown!

He's a step ahead of us, that big gay God-loving self-hating homophobic genius.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Thanks for spoiling True Detective Season 3.

 

[MisterCreosote]

Blackmail!

Courser responds, says he was exposing blackmailers

He said he sent the gay-sex email to ascertain how closely the blackmailers were watching him. Or something.

 

[Starman]

I think this is a multi-layered plot. He made up the gay prostitute story to cover for the story about banging his non-wife.

Now, for the rest of the story ... banging his non-wife is the cover story for him really being gay! Ooh ... mind blown!

He's a step ahead of us, that big gay God-loving self-hating homophobic genius.

The odds of this ****er being a secret closet queen can't be any higher than about 98.7%.

 

[Ace]

The odds of this ****er being a secret closet queen can't be any higher than about 98.7%.

He's not gay. He just blackmailed himself into a corner.

 

[MisterCreosote]

It would've been easier to hire some nihilists to fake-kidnap his lover and mail a toe back to the Statehouse.

 

[Starman]

Yeah, but child molesting and gay sex are extremely ass-crazy things to concoct fake scandals for yourself.

Unless those topics are already in your mind anyway.

 

[dixiehack]

Rep. Cindy Gamrat (R-Plainwell), at the exact moment it became clear to her that she has been sleeping with crazy.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

You know the old saying ... "Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed."

 

[Ace]

Yeah, but child molesting and gay sex are extremely ass-crazy things to concoct fake scandals for yourself.

Unless those topics are already in your mind anyway.

Maybe having sex with a married woman in the workplace was the gateway drug to feed his addiction and he wanted to stretch out from there and really experiment.

 

[X-Hack]

I left Michigan more than 20 years ago, but I still follow the politics there a little bit. Courser caught my attention months ago -- it's like you were just waiting for the other shoe to drop. That always seems to be the case when a politician is that ridiculously over-the-top strident on "family values."

 

[Killick]

Ugh. He did it because "he was forced to."

Tea Party Republican Explains Why He Made Up Gay Sex Story About Himself

“I feel it is absolutely, absolutely essential for the cause of liberty to have these clandestine operations to control public officials exposed,” Courser said. “Nothing prepared me for the caustic nature of the Lansing mafia … In Lansing, you either go along and play along, or they set up to destroy you by doing what they can to malign, smear and undermine you -- in essence, get rid of you.”

 

[Starman]

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My ****? - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[X-Hack]

I grew up in Lansing. I don't know what the Lansing mafia is. Unless they're relocated witnesses. Because that's a place where you ask for spaghetti with marinara and they bring you egg noodles with ketchup.

 

[Killick]

Or, so you'd have us believe...

LANSING MAFIA IS REAL!

 

[Starman]

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

I grew up in Lansing. I don't know what the Lansing mafia is. Unless they're relocated witnesses. Because that's a place where you ask for spaghetti with marinara and they bring you egg noodles with ketchup.

The greatest trick the Lansing mafia ever pulled was convincing everyone it didn't exist ... And getting everyone to put ketchup on spaghetti.

 

[Ace]

The greatest trick the Lansing mafia ever pulled was convincing everyone it didn't exist ... And getting everyone to put ketchup on spaghetti.

Invisible Lansing Mafia mixed with ketchup covered spaghetti could drive me to do all sorts of things. Let's give this guy a comfy straight jacket and a nice quiet room.