Elmo loves you - if you are an under-age boy

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Speechless? Yes.
Surprised? No.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/12/elmo-kevin-clash-sex-sesame-street-underage-boy-allegations/

Kevin Clash -- the man known as the voice of Elmo -- has taken a leave of absence from Sesame Street in the wake of allegations he had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy, TMZ has learned ... allegations Clash adamantly denies.
We've learned ... Sesame Workshop lawyers recently met with a 23-year-old man who claims he and Clash began a sexual relationship 7 years ago ... when he was 16 and Clash was 45.
Clash has acknowledged to TMZ he had a relationship with the young man -- but insists it only took place AFTER the accuser was an adult.

 

[The Big Ragu]

What the hell is wrong with the world?

 

[Webster]

Posnanski's Sesame Street book is screwed.

 

[MileHigh]

So THAT'S why it's called "Tickle Me Elmo."

 

[dixiehack]

Say hello to Elmo's friend Mr. Noodle!

 

[heyabbott]

At least we know Elmo isn't Catholic, the boy is too old.

 

[printit]

Posnanski's Sesame Street book is screwed.

This was hysterical.

 

[Steak Snabler]

No wonder he wanted no part of Katy Perry and her cleavage.

 

[Boom_70]

What the hell is wrong with the world?

Exactly. It was consensual. Nothing to see here. Move along.

 

[Captain Obvious]

What the hell is wrong with the world?

Exactly. It was consensual. Nothing to see here. Move along.

If the puppeteer were a girl, most here would cheer.

 

[Boom_70]

What the hell is wrong with the world?

Exactly. It was consensual. Nothing to see here. Move along.

If the puppeteer were a girl, most here would cheer.

even better if she was also a teacher and a 6

 

[heyabbott]

What the hell is wrong with the world?

Exactly. It was consensual. Nothing to see here. Move along.

If the puppeteer were a girl, most here would cheer.

even better if she was also a teacher and a 6

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

The BBC wonders what the big deal is.

 

[Drip]

What's next? Bert and Ernie screwing each other?

 

[Vombatus]

You betcha!

And I am currently googling for obscene Elmo random images.

Stay tuned.

 

[Armchair_QB]

 

[Vombatus]

Those are the new Molest Me Elmo Mitts

And sex with moustache day is coming soon.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Mitt Romney is kicking himself right now.

"Dammit, everyone said I wanted to get rid of Big Bird! That's not true! I wanted to get rid of Elmo!"

 

[expendable]

This program has been made possible in part by NAMBLA -- The North American Muppet Boy Love Association and Viewers Like You.

 

[Drip]

This program has been made possible in part by NAMBLA -- The North American Muppet Boy Love Association and Viewers Like You.

That's funny.