El Grande Blow Off Revenge

[westcoastvol]

So I was supposed to meet up with a chick to watch the Oscars. A blind date of sorts.

We talked earlier in the day, but when the curtain rose on the Oscars, she didn't show up. No call. No show.

I'm pissed. Clearly. I was wondering if there were any good stories to crib off of for when I call her on the carpet.

 

[John]

A blind date to watch the Oscars? Was that your idea?

 

[westcoastvol]

Hers. At a bar.

 

[spaceman]

A blind date "of sorts"???? Does that mean you met her in a chatroom or something?

 

[Flying Headbutt]

She probably sobered up and realized it was a guy who wanted to watch the Oscars and, well, Tim Hardaway hates guys who watch awards shows.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

People meet at bars to watch the Oscars out there?

Weird.

 

[PeteyPirate]

People meet at bars to watch the Oscars out there?

Weird.

Man, somebody give these people an NFL team.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

People meet at bars to watch the Oscars out there?

Weird.

Man, somebody give these people an NFL team.

Hell, they already had two.