Dumb and Dumber alert!

[kingcreole]

on now on TBS

And away we go ...

No, in the movie they catch up with him a mile down the rode and slit his throat! It was a good one!

 

[Trey Beamon]

Our pets' heads are falling off!!!

 

[jakewriter82]

"I like you Mary. I like you a lot. Let me ask you a question straight out, flat out and I want you to give me an honest answer. What do you think the chances are a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together. Hit me, just give it to me straght, what are my chances?
Not good.
You mean not good like 1 in 100.
I'd say more like 1 in a million.
*pause*
So you're telling me there's a chance....YEAH!
I read ya.

 

[Trey Beamon]

I got worms.

 

[BYH]

Look at that ass.
Yeah. He must work out.

 

[kingcreole]

Kick his ass Sea Bass!

(Still not sure how Cam Neely didn't win an Academy Award)

 

[Trey Beamon]

Look at the funbags on that hosehound.

 

[kingcreole]

Hey ... wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world.

 

[mike311gd]

Nice set of hooters you got there.

 

[Idaho]

I thought those two nuked their accounts.

 

[Trey Beamon]

"I like you Mary. I like you a lot. Let me ask you a question straight out, flat out and I want you to give me an honest answer. What do you think the chances are a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together. Hit me, just give it to me straght, what are my chances?
Not good.
You mean not good like 1 in 100.
I'd say more like 1 in a million.
*pause*
So you're telling me there's a chance....YEAH!
I read ya.

I want to make love to a schoolboy.

 

[Trey Beamon]

Mock! Yeah!

 

[mike311gd]

"I like you Mary. I like you a lot. Let me ask you a question straight out, flat out and I want you to give me an honest answer. What do you think the chances are a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together. Hit me, just give it to me straght, what are my chances?
Not good.
You mean not good like 1 in 100.
I'd say more like 1 in a million.
*pause*
So you're telling me there's a chance....YEAH!
I read ya.

I want to make love to a schoolboy.

Pretty desperately, I heard.

 

[jakewriter82]

Got room for one more if you still want to go to aspen.
I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

 

[mike311gd]

You sold our dead bird to a blind kid?

 

[doubledown68]

Harry, you're alive! And you're a horrible shot!

 

[mike311gd]

What if they shot you in the face?

 

[Trey Beamon]

But Petey didn't have a head!

Lloyd, I took care of it.

 

[mike311gd]

Other way, Trey.

 

[JakeandElwood]

Oh look, frost!