Dumb and Dumber alert

[KYSportsWriter]

Starting on TBS at 8 ET.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Look at the funbags on that hosehound.

Let's go get a couple bowls of loud mouth soup.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

Harry.... Your hands are freezing.

 

[mike311gd]

Man, I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

Yeah, that John Denver is full of ****, man.

 

[Giggity]

Mock-YEAH
Ing-YEAH
Bird-YEAH
Yeah-YEAH
Yeah-YEAH

 

[BYH]

I got worms!

 

[Bubbler]

Mock-YEAH
Ing-YEAH
Bird-YEAH
Yeah-YEAH
Yeah-YEAH

Greatest version of that song ever put on tape.

 

[Football_Bat]

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

 

[mike311gd]

I once bread a bulldog with a ****zu. I called it a bull****.

 

[Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.]

Whoa, big gulps, allright! Well, see ya later!

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Just when I think you can't possibly get any dumber, you go and pull a stunt like this...

AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!

 

[kingcreole]

How Cam Neely didn't get nominated for an Academy Award is beyond me.

"All right, who's the dead guy who just hit me with a salt shaker?"

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

 

[TwoGloves]

"Pretty bird, pretty bird."

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Whoa. Check out the butt on that.

Yeah, he must work out.

 

[kingcreole]

"C'mon give me that beer, you little pumpkin pie haircutted freaks!"

 

[Norman Stansfield]

Been sippin' on grandpa's cough syrup, have we?

 

[kingcreole]

You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya buddy!

 

[Norman Stansfield]

I'm shaving!

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

"Pretty bird, pretty bird."

"Our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!"