Drive-thru prostitution!

[MisterCreosote]

In order to curb public sex with hookers, Zurich will open drive-in sex boxes to provide privacy and "easy access" to the few dozen prostitutes who will be licensed to operate there:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/switzerland/9708726/Zurich-to-open-drive-in-sex-boxes.html

 

[Songbird]

Jacques in the Box?

 

[Football_Bat]

Bordello King.

 

[Songbird]

Taco Schell

 

[The Big Ragu]

I'll have a McDouble.

 

[dixiehack]

Whatabanger

 

[heyabbott]

***** Hut

 

[The Big Ragu]

Hold the pickle, please.

 

[heyabbott]

Fudd****ers

 

[The Big Ragu]

Bring your own special sauce.

 

[heyabbott]

Hold the pickle, please.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you lets us **** you your way

 

[Inky_Wretch]

You know, if you're writing this story you almost have to use this phrase " ... use the drive-in slots on a first-come-first-served basis."

 

[dixiehack]

Five Guys, One Cup.

 

[Ace]

Whatabanger

 

[Songbird]

Puts the Licht into Lichtenstein.

 

[Football_Bat]

You want fellatio with that?

 

[Songbird]

Soon there will be a Heidi Ho's on every corner in Zurich.

 

[heyabbott]

Gives new meaning to "Happy Meal"

 

[Songbird]

In this case the Happy Meal comes after the Happy Ending.

 

[jojoblack]

In and Out Burger?