Door 2, Huggins 0

[the fop]

Bob Huggins says he walked into a door, winds up with two black eyes:

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090610/SPT0101/306100052/1064/Huggins+laughs+off+shiners

 

[PeteyPirate]

And abused women around the world think, "I've heard that one before."

 

[zagoshe]

This was like when "he slipped and fell getting off the airplane" because he was fatigued or whatever -- yeah, I'm sure there was no alcohol involved in this accident, either..... :

 

[Armchair_QB]

So how many doors did he run into?

 

[Ace]

You get drunk enough, you can run into anything.

 

[PeteyPirate]

The offending door, pictured, had no comment.

 

[SoCalDude]

We used to have a cross-reference of baseball injuries. Like:
-- "Cut hand washing a glass" actually was "cut hand on broken beer glass in bar."
-- "Broken toe from running into bathroom door" actually was "stumbled off curb walking out of bar drunk."
-- Huggins' excuse (ran into door) actually was "punched out by bimbo's husband."

 

[doubledown68]

Bob Huggins says he walked into a door, winds up with two black eyes:

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090610/SPT0101/306100052/1064/Huggins+laughs+off+shiners

I'd just like to say that I don't want Fop, goddammit. I'm a Dapper Dan man.

As for Huggy Bear... well, at least he didn't kill anybody.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity?

 

[Dyno]

Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.

 

[BYH]

Well, scratch off "Door Opening 101" from the list of approved courses for WVU players.

 

[Football_Bat]

Door is now 1-1.

 

[spnited]

Wait a minute. Is there an implication here that Huggy might have been drinking? NO!

 

[I Digress]

Black eyes aside, doesn't Huggins look awful?

 

[Batman]

Well, scratch off "Door Opening 101" from the list of approved courses for WVU players.

To be fair, that is an honors course at WVU.

 

[Ace]

Black eyes aside, doesn't Huggins look awful?

Yes. He looks like something a WVU student might set ablaze in drunken celebration.

 

[linotype]

The offending door, pictured, had no comment.

Beat me to that punchline. I was going to implore that door to take a whack at the Ca$hCal.

 

[MacDaddy]

So how many doors did he run into?

He saw three.

 

[User 1019]

I call bull****. He was driving Andy Kennedy's cab.

 

[Football_Bat]

Black eyes aside, doesn't Huggins look awful?

Yes. He looks like something a WVU student might set ablaze in drunken celebration.

You mean he looks like a couch?