Don't Vote For Obama, or else

[Bill Horton]

She's easily two feet taller than he is, and she doesn't appear to give a ****.

Wears heels and stuff.

It's one of the great mysteries of our time.

He's got to be hung like John Holmes or far richer than we think.

Or both!!!!

 

[heyabbott]

“I fear that they just would kill him, that he wouldn’t even have a chance,” she said as she styled a customer’s hair with a curling iron. One way to protect him, she suggested, would be not to vote for him.


http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/14/us/politics/14carolina.html?ex=1350014400&en=c6a80db5eb30f7a4&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

That's not a stupid statement. But this one is:

“We always love Hillary because we love her husband,” Ms. Vereen said. Then she paused. Much of the chitchat in her shop is about whether a woman could or should be president.

“A man is supposed to be the head,” she said. “I feel like the Lord has put man first, and I believe in the Bible.”

People with that simple minded outlook should be denied the right to vote. :'(

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

The upcoming Esquire has a great piece by Scott Raab that details the courtship and marriage of the Kuciniches. They met -- no lie -- at Shirley McLaine's house. Theirs is a spiritual union.

 

[Yodel]

The upcoming Esquire has a great piece by Scott Raab that details the courtship and marriage of the Kuciniches. They met -- no lie -- at Shirley McLaine's house. Theirs is a spiritual union.

So their courtship extends into past lives, then?

 

[Ace]

Saying you wouldn't vote for Obama because he might be killed is like saying in the 60s that black people shouldn't follow Martin Luther King because it just makes it too dangerous for him.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

How We Choose a President 2008:
I'm not voting for Obama because he stopped wearing a flag lapel pin.
I'm not voting for Edwards because he pays too much for haircuts.
I'm not voting for Hilary because she has a weird laugh.
I'm not voting for Rudy because he dressed in drag a couple of times.
I'm not voting for Romney because his kids didn't serve in Iraq.
I'm not voting for Fred Thompson because his wife is too young.
I'm not voting for McCain because he has that weird scar on his face.

I am voting for Kucinich because his wife is hot.

Hillary Clinton doesn't even register in the same gender as Mrs. Kucinich.

Umm. That is actress Amy Adams. Mrs. Kucinich resembles her, but alas, is not that hot.

 

[Elliotte Friedman]

Clearly, Mrs. Kucinich isn't as shallow as some of the posters on this thread.

 

[I love puppies!]

Maybe Kucinich is like Mugsy Bogues. God compensated him for his lack of height with, uh, some other type of measurements.

 

[wickedwritah]

Clearly, Mrs. Kucinich isn't as shallow as some of the posters on this thread.

We're all just hating.

 

[DanOregon]

Dennis Kucinich is Jimmy James.

 

[jakewriter82]

How We Choose a President 2008:
I'm not voting for Obama because he stopped wearing a flag lapel pin.
I'm not voting for Edwards because he pays too much for haircuts.
I'm not voting for Hilary because she has a weird laugh.
I'm not voting for Rudy because he dressed in drag a couple of times.
I'm not voting for Romney because his kids didn't serve in Iraq.
I'm not voting for Fred Thompson because his wife is too young.
I'm not voting for McCain because he has that weird scar on his face.

I am voting for Kucinich because his wife is hot.

Hillary Clinton doesn't even register in the same gender as Mrs. Kucinich.

Umm. That is actress Amy Adams. Mrs. Kucinich resembles her, but alas, is not that hot.

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/1030-04.htm explains it pretty well although it doesn't get to why they got together until halfway into the story. Apparently Buddhism and " a belief that monetary reform can offer a solution to poverty," brought them together.

 

[wickedwritah]

Don't vote for Obama ... he's Cheney's eighth cousin!