Dolly Parton injured in car accident

[Gator]

Luckily her airbags were already deployed ....... womp, womp, womp.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/dolly-parton-suffers-minor-injuries-car-crash-20639065

 

[Football_Bat]

Good God, talk about jokes that write themselves.

 

[joe king]

Luckily her airbags were already deployed ....... womp, womp, womp.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/dolly-parton-suffers-minor-injuries-car-crash-20639065

I think you had one too many womps there.

 

[Gator]

Luckily her airbags were already deployed ....... womp, womp, womp.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/dolly-parton-suffers-minor-injuries-car-crash-20639065

I think you had one too many womps there.

Extra one for the lameness of the joke.

 

[Steak Snabler]

The funny thing is, I can see Dolly telling that joke herself next time she's on stage.

 

[joe king]

The funny thing is, I can see Dolly telling that joke herself next time she's on stage.

My favorite Dolly Parton line is "It costs me a fortune to look this cheap."

 

[Mystery Meat II]

The funny thing is, I can see Dolly telling that joke herself next time she's on stage.

My favorite Dolly Parton line is "It costs me a fortune to look this cheap."

Dolly Parton, prophesying the MMA fan look

 

[Football_Bat]

I'll grant you it would've been a huge upset if the wreck had happened outside the 840 loop.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Everything you ever hear about Dolly Parton is that she is one of the nicest celebrities around.

Plus, she wrote Jolene, which the White Stripes version of, may be one of my favorite covers ever.

Glad she's OK...

 

[Steak Snabler]

Dolly's largely a punchline for obvious reasons, but to me she's a Top 5 all-time female songwriter along with Carole King, Loretta Lynn, Joni Mitchell and Madonna.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Dolly's largely a punchline for obvious reasons, but to me she's a Top 5 all-time female songwriter along with Carole King, Loretta Lynn, Joni Mitchell and Madonna.

Yeah, there are quite a few hits that she wrote that the bulk of the public have no idea that she did first.

 

[Liut]

Glad she's OK, too. Seems to have stayed grounded and never forgotten where she came from.

 

[Double J]

Dolly's largely a punchline for obvious reasons, but to me she's a Top 5 all-time female songwriter along with Carole King, Loretta Lynn, Joni Mitchell and Madonna.

Absolutely one of the greatest. And one of the smartest.

 

[zagoshe]

If her car rolled over the hill and into the creek below and she floated to the top --- would people start singing "Islands in the stream....."

 

[Big Circus]

Somehow she emerged from this train wreck unscathed, though.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Somehow she emerged from this train wreck unscathed, though.

Thought that was going to be a link to "Rhinestone."

 

[heyabbott]

Dolly's largely a punchline for obvious reasons, but to me she's a Top 5 all-time female songwriter along with Carole King, Loretta Lynn, Joni Mitchell and Madonna.

Can we go off on a tagent about what a self indulgent piece of **** Madonna is? About how her core audience was nothing but tweens, wanna-be MILFs flaming queers and their hags. Audiences that damned nothing more than flash and and an acknowledgment. That King, Mitchell, Lynn and Dolly are writers and singers, Madonna is a performer, and well compensated but that doesn't equate to substance. Apparently, Madonna has bullied her way to getting song co- writing and writing credits by adding some words or a lines to someone else's work.

Be well Dolly.

 

[TigerVols]

The highlight of my old career bird-dogging celebs was the three days I spent aboard her tour bus as we crossed Canada.

Thanks to some family connections, I already knew so many stories about her that I figured I already "knew" her.

Well, it turns out, I did. And you know what? If you've watched her on Leno or any other talk show, or if you've seen her sing one song on TV, then you know her, too. She is the most authentic, and most lovable, and most fun person -- celebrity or not -- I've ever met. But she's also very, very smart. Like Steve Jobs smart. Which is why she has an enormous financial fortune that, I kid you know, is Oprah-esque.

 

[joe king]

The highlight of my old career bird-dogging celebs was the three days I spent aboard her tour bus as we crossed Canada.

Thanks to some family connections, I already knew so many stories about her that I figured I already "knew" her.

Well, it turns out, I did. And you know what? If you've watched her on Leno or any other talk show, or if you've seen her sing one song on TV, then you know her, too. She is the most authentic, and most lovable, and most fun person -- celebrity or not -- I've ever met. But she's also very, very smart. Like Steve Jobs smart. Which is why she has an enormous financial fortune that, I kid you know, is Oprah-esque.

Yeah, Oprah can't afford to look that cheap.

 

[Riptide]

Dolly's largely a punchline for obvious reasons, but to me she's a Top 5 all-time female songwriter along with Carole King, Loretta Lynn, Joni Mitchell and Madonna.

Can we go off on a tagent about what a self indulgent piece of **** Madonna is? About how her core audience was nothing but tweens, wanna-be MILFs flaming queers and their hags. Audiences that damned nothing more than flash and and an acknowledgment. That King, Mitchell, Lynn and Dolly are writers and singers, Madonna is a performer, and well compensated but that doesn't equate to substance. Apparently, Madonna has bullied her way to getting song co- writing and writing credits by adding some words or a lines to someone else's work.

Be well Dolly.

Did you call the cops?