Does marijuana get you laid?

[LongTimeListener]

Give us the whole story, @YankeeFan !

Marijuana: Regular users have more sex, study says - CNN

 

[jr/shotglass]

Does the fact that less marijuana leads to less sex coincide?

 

[User 11148]

Women who didn't use marijuana reported having sex six times on average during the past four weeks. Women who used marijuana daily had sex 7.1 times on average.

Six times in four weeks! Maybe seven! On average!

****. And people tell me I’m privileged ...

 

[QYFW]

My extensive research in high school refutes these findings.

 

[cranberry]

Six times in four weeks! Maybe seven! On average!

****. And people tell me I’m privileged ...

Solo counts?

 

[User 11148]

Solo counts?

I won a contest.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

It did in college and that summer touring with the Dead.

 

[LongTimeListener]

while men may want to have sex more, orgasm may be a challenge.

Is this article still talking about marijuana?

 

[User 11148]

Mary, wanna ... oh, wait.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

My extensive research in high school refutes these findings.

Conversely, my non-extensive research in high school confirms these findings.

 

[jr/shotglass]

One time at band camp ...

 

[Moderator1]

I may be short and fat, but I'm also ugly. As much as I can bull**** my way through a lot of things, I never had much rap when it came to trying to, you know. So having a ready supply of weed helped. A lot. When you're me, you'll take any edge you can get. Not sure it still works but maybe I ought to try because you can now add BALD to short and fat. My go-to line doesn't even get a laugh anymore.

I haven't smoked weed in close to 40 years now, not since I became an actual working professional. I used to buy it for $15 an ounce and it was good stuff. Recently, a woman I was seeing for a while said it was $200 bucks an ounce. So now I'm old, fat, bald and too poor to buy pot.

A few years back I asked my kids if smoking dope was still popular.
What?
Burning rope? People still do that?
No, seriously, what the **** are you talking about?

So I can't even speak the language anymore.

At roughly the same time, I was in a bit of a morose patch about the implosion of marriage, etc., and two of my son's friends said, "Mr. Harris, come on upstairs with us. You really need to get high." Among other things, I thought. I was tempted but I'd recently applied for this job and I just knew as soon as I took the first hit off the bong (they still call it that?) I'd get the phone call.

I finally got the call, accepted the offer and said, "Should I take the drug test here or wait until I get there?" We don't drug test, I was told.

DAMN IT!

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I may be short and fat, but I'm also ugly. As much as I can bull**** my way through a lot of things, I never had much rap when it came to trying to, you know. So having a ready supply of weed helped. A lot. When you're me, you'll take any edge you can get. Not sure it still works but maybe I ought to try because you can now add BALD to short and fat. My go-to line doesn't even get a laugh anymore.

I haven't smoked weed in close to 40 years now, not since I became an actual working professional. I used to buy it for $15 an ounce and it was good stuff. Recently, a woman I was seeing for a while said it was $200 bucks an ounce. So now I'm old, fat, bald and too poor to buy pot.

A few years back I asked my kids if smoking dope was still popular.
What?
Burning rope? People still do that?
No, seriously, what the **** are you talking about?

So I can't even speak the language anymore.

At roughly the same time, I was in a bit of a morose patch about the implosion of marriage, etc., and two of my son's friends said, "Mr. Harris, come on upstairs with us. You really need to get high." Among other things, I thought. I was tempted but I'd recently applied for this job and I just knew as soon as I took the first hit off the bong (they still call it that?) I'd get the phone call.

I finally got the call, accepted the offer and said, "Should I take the drug test here or wait until I get there?" We don't drug test, I was told.

DAMN IT!

This American Beauty remake really sucks.

 

[Vombatus]

I may be short and fat, but I'm also ugly. As much as I can bull**** my way through a lot of things, I never had much rap when it came to trying to, you know. So having a ready supply of weed helped. A lot. When you're me, you'll take any edge you can get. Not sure it still works but maybe I ought to try because you can now add BALD to short and fat. My go-to line doesn't even get a laugh anymore.

I haven't smoked weed in close to 40 years now, not since I became an actual working professional. I used to buy it for $15 an ounce and it was good stuff. Recently, a woman I was seeing for a while said it was $200 bucks an ounce. So now I'm old, fat, bald and too poor to buy pot.

A few years back I asked my kids if smoking dope was still popular.
What?
Burning rope? People still do that?
No, seriously, what the **** are you talking about?

So I can't even speak the language anymore.

At roughly the same time, I was in a bit of a morose patch about the implosion of marriage, etc., and two of my son's friends said, "Mr. Harris, come on upstairs with us. You really need to get high." Among other things, I thought. I was tempted but I'd recently applied for this job and I just knew as soon as I took the first hit off the bong (they still call it that?) I'd get the phone call.

I finally got the call, accepted the offer and said, "Should I take the drug test here or wait until I get there?" We don't drug test, I was told.

DAMN IT!

QFP. Another Moddy Classic.

Now I really know why he uses cucumber-scented candles.

 

[Vombatus]

This **** makes you do bad things.

Exhibit A: Short track racing.

 

[Cosmo]

QFP. Another Moddy Classic.

Now I really know why he uses cucumber-scented candles.

I thought they were ass-scented candles.

 

[swingline]

I have found it enhanced the experience when done once in a great while, like once a quarter or less. Smoking too much in my advancing age just makes me sleepy.

 

[SpeedTchr]

Won't surprise anyone here that I have never in my life touched the stuff. I'd rather shove a few cookies in my piehole and enjoy the natural high

 

[QYFW]

At this point I'd rather get high than get laid.

 

[Vombatus]

I thought they were ass-scented candles.

No, Buck is the one who likes ass-scented candles, because he got tired of hotel rooms that smelled like cucumbers.