Dear Secret Santa ...

[Flash]

My present arrived today and, let me tell you, it was well worth the wait. Thank you, thank you, thank you. That ranks as coolest present of the year.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Thanks for the update, Flash! I can cross you off my list now.

As of right now, I have only two people who have yet to receive their gifts. Anyone else, please PM me.

 

[bigpern23]

Well, what was it?

 

[Buck]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

 

[slappy4428]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Sorry. One does what one can with what one has to work with... ;D

 

[imjustagirl2]

Just don't ask why it's rusty.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Just don't ask why it's rusty.

You just caused me to laugh out loud at work and have to try and explain myself. I love this site.

 

[Freelance Hack]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

 

[Buck]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

Who said they weren't?

 

[Angola!]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

Who said they weren't?

Is the set missing any cards?

 

[Buck]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

Who said they weren't?

Is the set missing any cards?

All 52 plus one joker.
The deck smells vaguely of sour milk and Clorox.

 

[Angola!]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

Who said they weren't?

Is the set missing any cards?

All 52 plus one joker.
The deck smells vaguely of sour milk and Clorox.

1 percent, 2 percent, Vitamin D or Skim?

 

[Buck]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

Who said they weren't?

Is the set missing any cards?

All 52 plus one joker.
The deck smells vaguely of sour milk and Clorox.

1 percent, 2 percent, Vitamin D or Skim?

Hard to tell. Kind of salty.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

Who said they weren't?

Is the set missing any cards?

All 52 plus one joker.
The deck smells vaguely of sour milk and Clorox.

1 percent, 2 percent, Vitamin D or Skim?

Wow, I don't think this thread needs to go any further ...

 

[Angola!]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

Who said they weren't?

Is the set missing any cards?

All 52 plus one joker.
The deck smells vaguely of sour milk and Clorox.

1 percent, 2 percent, Vitamin D or Skim?

Hard to tell. Kind of salty.

I'm guessing skim, of course that would imply that your Secret Santa has a woman living with him so I am not sure if he would need the pack of cards. Or it could be a woman that is your secret santa, so that is her boyfriends special sauce on the cards.

 

[Buck]

Somebody sent me a rusty box cutter and a pack of pornographic playing cards.

Could have been worse. Cards could have been sticky.

Who said they weren't?

Is the set missing any cards?

All 52 plus one joker.
The deck smells vaguely of sour milk and Clorox.

1 percent, 2 percent, Vitamin D or Skim?

Hard to tell. Kind of salty.

I'm guessing skim, of course that would imply that your Secret Santa has a woman living with him so I am not sure if he would need the pack of cards. Or it could be a woman that is your secret santa, so that is her boyfriends special sauce on the cards.

I'm starting to suspect it's somebody's idea of a joke.

 

[wickedwritah]

My gift also rocked. The Santa knows how I feel about that, and the Santa did a good job of researching me.

 

[spup1122]

My gift was absolutely amazing. I've posted that before. I wasn't home for christmas, so I got a lot of really small gifts from my parents. My secret santa gifts made me feel like I was home again with the meaning behind them.

 

[Buck]

I also got a nasty and threatening voice mail.

 

[Flash]

I got a scarf, a tuque and a puck from my Secret Santa's alma mater ...