Dean Wormer wasn't like this

[Inky_Wretch]

A photograph showing Iowa Central Community College President Robert Paxton appearing to pour beer down the throat of a young woman has been circulating in the Fort Dodge area.

Paxton, 52, and a group of young people are shown on a boat. Paxton and a young woman are holding a small keg of Coors Light above the head of another young woman, who appears to be drinking from the spigot held open by Paxton.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080823/NEWS10/808230339/1011

 

[GB-Hack]

A photograph showing Iowa Central Community College President Robert Paxton appearing to pour beer down the throat of a young woman has been circulating in the Fort Dodge area.

Paxton, 52, and a group of young people are shown on a boat. Paxton and a young woman are holding a small keg of Coors Light above the head of another young woman, who appears to be drinking from the spigot held open by Paxton.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080823/NEWS10/808230339/1011

Larry Eustachy's up for the basketball job there.

 

[Ace]

Give the guy a break. He's 52. He's gotta get the hotties good and plastered to have any chance.

 

[Jesus_Muscatel]

Wormer: Greg, what is the WORST fraternity on campus?

Marmalard: That would be hard to say, sir. They're all outstanding in their own way ...

Wormer: Cut the crap, I've got their disciplinary file right here. Who dropped the fizzies in the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are full of underwear, every spring, the toilets explode ...

Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.

Wormer: OF COURSE I'M TALKING ABOUT DELTA YOU TWERP! .... Put Neidermayer on it, he's a sneaky little ****, just like you.

 

[TwoGloves]

Does the college now put Paxton on double-secret probation?

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

She was thirsty.

 

[Tom Petty]

she also appears to have great tits, too.

imagine that.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

The guy should really apologize.

For being so ghastly (ghostly?) pale.

 

[Twoback]

Is this guy one of the college presidents who want the drinking age lowered to 18?
If this silly notion ever gets to the Congressional hearing stage, the MADD folks should just blow up this picture and put it where the Senators can see it.

 

[Barsuk]

"A girl takes a picture on a boat and somehow somebody gets hold of it and runs it up the flagpole," he said. "I mean, you could be in the same situation. Any one of us could."

Posted without comment.

 

[Ace]

"A girl takes a picture on a boat and somehow somebody gets hold of it and runs it up the flagpole," he said. "I mean, you could be in the same situation. Any one of us could."

Posted without comment.

His official apology:

"I apologize to anyone who might have been offended or didn't get any action on the lake last weekend. Boo-yah!"

 

[terrier]

No more fun of any kind!

 

[slappy4428]

"A girl takes a picture on a boat and somehow somebody gets hold of it and runs it up the flagpole," he said. "I mean, you could be in the same situation. Any one of us could."

Posted without comment.

His official apology:

"I apologize to anyone who might have been offended or didn't get any action on the lake last weekend. Boo-yah!"

Nice

 

[qtlaw]

You read his explanation? "I was trying to take the keg away; I think it was broken." Yeah, gotcha.

What about the bottle of Smirnoff? Was it broken too?

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

You read his explanation? "I was trying to take the keg away; I think it was broken." Yeah, gotcha.

What about the bottle of Smirnoff? Was it broken too?

In their defense, they were too drunk to get the cap off, so yes.

 

[Ace]

To be fair to the prez, if you don't learn to binge drink in community college, you'll never make it at a four-year school.

 

[JBHawkEye]

Bumped to say that the guy has resigned and got a nice $400,000 package.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080828/NEWS/80828006

My favorite part of this _ he resigns because of this, but they didn't do anything to him a few years ago when he was indicted in a grade-fixing scandal involving athletes.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Will anyone at the school be notifying his local draft board?

 

[lono]

This is proof positive that the American Dream is alive and well: Nowhere else can you get paid $400,000 just for being a horny old drunk who likes to hang out on a pleasure craft populated with comely co-eds.

I SO need that as my next job.