Deadspin/Mondesi's House Pirates preview

[Cousin Jeffrey]

No. 47 on 79 reasons to love the Pirates:

Rich Loiselle, Freddy Garcia, Chris Stynes, Ivan Cruz, J.J. Davis, William Pennyfeather, Adrian Brown, Turner Ward, Lou Collier, Doug Strange, Chris Peters, Todd Van Poppel, Mike Benjamin, Wil Cordero, Emil Brown, Adam Hyzdu, Omar Olivares, Tony Alvarez, Jeff Reboulet, Matt Stairs ... just a few players we tried to talk ourselves into rooting for over the past decade and a half.

http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/baseball-season-preview-pittsburgh-pirates-241876.php

 

[Trey Beamon]

I, for one, NEVER rooted for Chris ****ing Stynes.

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

Didn't Matt Stairs have a pretty decent year there?

 

[typewriterhill]

Stairs laid out Kendall so he's a legend in my eyes.

 

[Perry White]

blogs!

 

[Oz]

Didn't Matt Stairs have a pretty decent year there?

Yep. No reason to bash Matt Stairs, who by most accounts is a pretty decent guy. Now Jermaine Allensworth on the other hand ...

 

[BYH]

Stairs laid out Kendall so he's a legend in my eyes.

Do tell.

And Stairs was balding with a mullet. So he's pretty cool.