David Hasselhoff: STFU

[imjustagirl2]

**** you, dooley. **** you 100 times over.





Not really, but still.

:'(

 

[dooley_womack1]

I figured she'd lose to the ventriloquist, but not to make it to the final two. I am glad the ventriloquist won, but my favorite part of the show, besides the Hoff, was the crappy acts doing Queen. That pogo stick guy in the background had me busting a gut.

 

[imjustagirl2]

The Hoff can die.

And I hated Cas Haley or whatever his name was. Goddammit.

 

[dooley_womack1]

There were a bunch of lame singers on there. I'd say one singing competition is enough. Don't need Idol Lite.

 

[imjustagirl2]

My favorite part: Boy Shakira and Kashif next to each other in the front row.

 

[Hammer Pants]

"Let me try to use a metaphor. This album is the sum of the following three experiences: reaching the end of the Internet, touching the face of God, and eating Sour Patch Kids without cutting the roof of your mouth. It is an anthem that speaks to all generations, and a prayer for those who don't know David Hasselcock is "Hotter than Rock `n Roll" to quote a song called "Hot Shot City" (which is particularly good)." -- Amazon.com user review No. 6.

This is probably the best paragraph I've ever read.

 

[imjustagirl2]

"Let me try to use a metaphor. This album is the sum of the following three experiences: reaching the end of the Internet, touching the face of God, and eating Sour Patch Kids without cutting the roof of your mouth. It is an anthem that speaks to all generations, and a prayer for those who don't know David Hasselcock is "Hotter than Rock `n Roll" to quote a song called "Hot Shot City" (which is particularly good)." -- Amazon.com user review No. 6.

This is probably the best paragraph I've ever read.

So does that change the term to "Don't Hassle the ****?" :-\

 

[Hammer Pants]

"Let me try to use a metaphor. This album is the sum of the following three experiences: reaching the end of the Internet, touching the face of God, and eating Sour Patch Kids without cutting the roof of your mouth. It is an anthem that speaks to all generations, and a prayer for those who don't know David Hasselcock is "Hotter than Rock `n Roll" to quote a song called "Hot Shot City" (which is particularly good)." -- Amazon.com user review No. 6.

This is probably the best paragraph I've ever read.

So does that change the term to "Don't Hassle the ****?" :-\

This post is the sum of the following three experiences: reaching the end of the Internet, touching the face of God, and eating Sour Patch Kids without cutting the roof of your mouth. It is a post that speaks to all generations.

 

[dooley_womack1]

My favorite part: Boy Shakira and Kashif next to each other in the front row.

I guess Boy Britney is no more. :'(

 

[imjustagirl2]

Boy Britney was like "girl in college" experimentation phase.

We all knew he'd go back to Shakira. They always do.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Flash--1
Ragu--0

Sorry, but nothing can match "Hooked on a Feeling".

Arguably the greatest music video EVER.

One more time with feeling:



Bravo

Not to quibble. But I am the one who introduced that Hooked On a Feeling video to this board. It's the only reason BYH likes me.

 

[Flash]

Flash--1
Ragu--0

Sorry, but nothing can match "Hooked on a Feeling".

Arguably the greatest music video EVER.

One more time with feeling:



Bravo

Not to quibble. But I am the one who introduced that Hooked On a Feeling video to this board. It's the only reason BYH likes me.

It's OK, Ragu. You can have that. I showed my rack.

 

[Cansportschick]

Please, someone make me understand the following:

"Are the Germans tone deaf?" Why is he big in Germany? Have they actually heard him?

 

[JR]

Please, someone make me understand the following:

"Are the Germans tone deaf?" Why is he big in Germany? Have they actually heard him?

Same reason Jerry Lewis is so popular in France.

There isn't one.

 

[Flash]

Please, someone make me understand the following:

"Are the Germans tone deaf?" Why is he big in Germany? Have they actually heard him?

Same reason Jerry Lewis is so popular in France.

There isn't one.

Backstreet Boys made it big in Germany long before they made it big in N.A. Or was that N'Sync?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

But if you really want the best David Hasselhoff performance:

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

The Hoff wins a libel suit!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070824/en_nm/hasselhoff_libel_dc

LONDON (Reuters) - David Hasselhoff accepted "substantial" libel damages from celebrity magazine OK! on Friday over reports he was drunk and abusive at a Los Angeles nightclub after winning a custody battle for his daughters.

 

[Pastor]

Please, someone make me understand the following:

"Are the Germans tone deaf?" Why is he big in Germany? Have they actually heard him?

It isn't so much the talent, but Hasselhoff apparently performed during the tear down of The Wall. As such...

And yeah, if you want to annoy Germans ask them how many Hasselhoff albums they have. It works every time.

 

[Ashy Larry]

Please, someone make me understand the following:

"Are the Germans tone deaf?" Why is he big in Germany? Have they actually heard him?

Same reason Jerry Lewis is so popular in France.

There isn't one.

I've yet to meet a frenchman that has even heard of Jerry Lewis.......I bet I've asked 50 people of all ages, it's weird how those things get started.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Please, someone make me understand the following:

"Are the Germans tone deaf?" Why is he big in Germany? Have they actually heard him?

Same reason Jerry Lewis is so popular in France.

There isn't one.

I've yet to meet a frenchman that has even heard of Jerry Lewis.......I bet I've asked 50 people of all ages, it's weird how those things get started.

I'm trying to decide which would be more painful--watching 50 Jerry Lewis films or having conversations with 50 French people.