David Hasselhoff: STFU

[Lucas Wiseman]

Jesus Christ... flipping through the channels and "The Hoff" is screaming some awful song on America's Got Talent... It was really, really, really, really, really, really awful. Train wreck awful. Why people buy his albums overseas baffles me.

 

[BYH]

 

[Jesus_Muscatel]

His cameo in Dodgeball was funny.

But dude can't sing for ****.

"FREEEEEE-DOMMMM!!!!"

 

[part-timer]

He made my 4-week old son cry

 

[The Big Ragu]

Did someone call?

I will never miss a chance to link to this:

 

[mike311gd]

You know what German girls don't like? When you ask them about David Hasselhoff. Well, you'd never believe it, but they hear that question all the time. The response I got: "Not every German person likes that loser."

 

[Flash]

 

[proudpittsburgher]

speechless

 

[txsportsscribe]

... flipping through the channels ...

oh come clean and admit you had the america's got talent finale circled in tv guide.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I'M TIVOING IT. SHUT THE HELL UP!

 

[Lucas Wiseman]

I'M TIVOING IT. SHUT THE HELL UP!

You and the Hoff are made for each other.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Now THAT'S just hateful.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Would you all please stop ****ing hassling the Hoff?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Shatner: The Next Generation. And IJAG, the Hoff won't be the worst part of the show for you.

 

[imjustagirl2]

GODDAMMIT!

I hate you for ruining it, dools. Because now I know Butterscotch doesn't win.

Was that really necessary??

 

[dooley_womack1]

I said or implied nothing of the sort.

 

[imjustagirl2]

You know who I was rooting for. You very well did imply.

 

[JR]

Flash--1
Ragu--0

Sorry, but nothing can match "Hooked on a Feeling".

Arguably the greatest music video EVER.

One more time with feeling:



Bravo

 

[Flash]

An absolute classic. And they call Gene Simmons a *****.

By the way, have you seen Secret Agent Man?

 

[Bubbler]

I had a rare Tuesday off and got my first glimpse of America's Got Talent.

Uh ... no we don't.