Dating Advice?

[qtlaw]

Wear cargo shorts.

Awesome.

Last word of advice, whatever you perceive as your shortcomings, you have to go in there ignoring them as if they don't exist and be confident in your strengths and you are her best shot.

Do not call and leave 6 consecutive messages on her voicemail at 2 am. (Favreau)

Good luck. (You're not really going to need it because she already digs you.)

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Post updates on here during the date. I'm sure she'll be impressed.

Hell, we'll even give advice to you (or her) while on the date.

Heck, that should be a movie. Single guy goes out on dates, texts for advice from a web site during the date, and show all of us typing advice.

 

[ShiptoShore]

Wear cargo shorts.

Do not call and leave 6 consecutive messages on her voicemail at 2 am. (Favreau)

Yah, hi. It's Bill Lumbergh. It's about ten o' clock, uh, wondering where you are.

Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh again. I just wanted to make sure you knew that we, uh, did start at the, eh, usual time this morning. Yeah. It isn't a half day or anything like that. So if you could get here as soon as possible, that would be terrific.

Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lum..

Yeah, it's...

Yeah, hi, it's Bill Lumbergh...

Yeah, it's me again. Uh, I was away from my desk for a minute. Just checking in case you called while I was gone.

 

[dooley_womack1]

If she starts talking about transmission problems, run far away

 

[Boom_70]

Be sure and rub one out before date to take the pressure off.

 

[dooley_womack1]

But don't get the frank and beans out of order!

 

[Buck]

Spill something on her.

Is that an Onan reference?

 

[Care Bear]

Bring 8x10 photos of various boob jobs, spread them out on the table, and order her to point out the breasts most approximate to the pair she plans on buying. Bark "TOO SMALL!" at every photo she selects.

Tits,
CB

 

[dooley_womack1]

That is great advice.

Moobs,
Dools

 

[nmmetsfan]

Don't try to impress her. Let her try to impress you.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The following post:

Don't try to impress her. Let her try to impress you.

Becomes this when translated by Dooleyfish:

I have no idea how the female-male dynamic works.

 

[Care Bear]

Don't try to impress her. Let her try to impress you.

Yes, follow this advice, RTE. And sport a Hitler moustache. And jorgos. (jorts/cargo shorts)

 

[nmmetsfan]

Don't try to impress her. Let her try to impress you.

Yes, follow this advice, RTE. And sport a Hitler moustache. And jorgos. (jorts/cargo shorts)

Save those for the second date.

 

[Mark McGwire]

The back door is a good door.

 

[rte345]

RTE has a bit of "Not" in him. That divorce he took us through was agonizing.

Hopefully this turns out better for RTE.

As do I. And I hope I have very little "Not" in me, no offense to "Not."

As a quasi update - I've asked her out for a specific night/time next week and am just waiting to hear back (I tried calling first, but got voice mail so decided to just email her back since we had been emailing in the first place...I'm awful at voice mail and it would have turned out like Office Space).