Crazy Spring Break Stories

[Rhody31]

Staying at a hotel that was a horseshoe shape, with a swimming pool in the middle. We were on the 5th floor. My friends were down at the pool kind of late one day and there weren't many there at all. In fact, they were the only ones in the pool itself and a few others were on the sides tanning.

The friends at the pool call us up in the room on our cells and tell us to bring beer down. We said we didn't want to go down there. Then we got the bright idea to drop cans of beer off our balcony 5 floors down into the pool. What could possibly go wrong?

My friend dropped the beer. Direct hit. Hit my other friend right on the side of the head (he was ducking and bracing for impact) Nice goose egg and cut on the side of his head. Probably a slight concussion but we didn't go to the hospital.

That is awesome.

 

[Ace]

Staying at a hotel that was a horseshoe shape, with a swimming pool in the middle. We were on the 5th floor. My friends were down at the pool kind of late one day and there weren't many there at all. In fact, they were the only ones in the pool itself and a few others were on the sides tanning.

The friends at the pool call us up in the room on our cells and tell us to bring beer down. We said we didn't want to go down there. Then we got the bright idea to drop cans of beer off our balcony 5 floors down into the pool. What could possibly go wrong?

My friend dropped the beer. Direct hit. Hit my other friend right on the side of the head (he was ducking and bracing for impact) Nice goose egg and cut on the side of his head. Probably a slight concussion but we didn't go to the hospital.

That is awesome.

In Daytona Beach that's like a mosquito bite.

 

[Huggy]

Man, do I love this movie. Hit all of the Liquordale locations many, many times. Great times, back in the day.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Staying at a hotel that was a horseshoe shape, with a swimming pool in the middle. We were on the 5th floor. My friends were down at the pool kind of late one day and there weren't many there at all. In fact, they were the only ones in the pool itself and a few others were on the sides tanning.

The friends at the pool call us up in the room on our cells and tell us to bring beer down. We said we didn't want to go down there. Then we got the bright idea to drop cans of beer off our balcony 5 floors down into the pool. What could possibly go wrong?

My friend dropped the beer. Direct hit. Hit my other friend right on the side of the head (he was ducking and bracing for impact) Nice goose egg and cut on the side of his head. Probably a slight concussion but we didn't go to the hospital.

That is awesome.

In Daytona Beach that's like a mosquito bite.

In Daytona Beach that's called "Monday".

 

[User 1019]

Two stories.

The first is the most obvious of all spring break stories ... two chicks at the same time on the beach. One was fat, and the other ugly. But, I didn't care because I was gigging two chicks at the same time.

Second story much more tame. I was big into funneling beer that summer. We were all in the hot tub, of course, and someone dared me to funnel a 40. I did it, but don't remember too much after that. The next day, we were at it again. This time on the beach, but we ran out of beer. Our girlfriends had some of those little Jack Daniels wine coolers, so we decided to start smoking those in the funnel.

Once back at the hotel, my buddy started vomiting and I chased him into the bathroom to laugh at him. He puked a huge chunk of watermelon onto the toilet seat. I bet him 5 bucks to eat it, and he picked it up and threw it in his mouth.

 

[Ace]

I could have gone all day without reading that. Thanks, triple bags.

 

[RedSmithClone]

Boston to San Diego was a weeklong trip. We were there for two days and turned around for another week on the bus.

 

[Dyno]

Here's my crazy spring break story: senior year, went to Florida with my 3 of my best friends. We stayed at one friend's mom's palatial house. I was getting over being really, really sick and was exhausted all the time. We'd go to the pool all day and every night, we'd go out for happy hour, my friends would drop me off back at the mom's house on their way out for the night and I'd watch college basketball with the mom and her husband until about 9, when I went to sleep.

And people say I'm no fun!

 

[Batman]

The first is the most obvious of all spring break stories ... two chicks at the same time on the beach. One was fat, and the other ugly. But, I didn't care because I was gigging two chicks at the same time.

TBF recalls his wild youth.

 

[Batman]

Here's my crazy spring break story: senior year, went to Florida with my 3 of my best friends. We stayed at one friend's mom's palatial house. I was getting over being really, really sick and was exhausted all the time. We'd go to the pool all day and every night, we'd go out for happy hour, my friends would drop me off back at the mom's house on their way out for the night and I'd watch college basketball with the mom and her husband until about 9, when I went to sleep.

And people say I'm no fun!

That seemed like it was headed for awesomeness until the last 12 words.

 

[Dyno]

Here's my crazy spring break story: senior year, went to Florida with my 3 of my best friends. We stayed at one friend's mom's palatial house. I was getting over being really, really sick and was exhausted all the time. We'd go to the pool all day and every night, we'd go out for happy hour, my friends would drop me off back at the mom's house on their way out for the night and I'd watch college basketball with the mom and her husband until about 9, when I went to sleep.

And people say I'm no fun!

That seemed like it was headed for awesomeness until the last 12 words.

Sorry, man. My friends have some good stories from that trip. They don't post here, though. ;D