Cowturd does it again

[RokSki]

Amanda is cute. Amanda also is married, or soon to be married.

I'm married too, but I can still enjoy looking, right? So they should have a Web cam that allows us to see her. A Web came with just Colin? Lame.

Could you expect anything less, given Douschemouth's ego?

 

[Det. Jimmy McNulty]

i hate to beat a dead horse (but not cowherd), but i have to chime in on this. king dip**** has been on his best behavior lately, which incredibly makes him some one decent to listen to.

aside from all the previous mentions of the turd being the most pompous, arrogant, and in general the biggest piece of **** on the air right now, the thing i hate the most is how he BEGS you to believe him ("believe me, i've seen the numbers") and how the entire axis of his world and beliefs are ratings. if two dudes blowing each other on fox had better ratings than the nfl, the turd would be beating his ****ing meat about how homosexual fellatio "is king," or how his favorite and uncreative phrase goes. while obviously ratings are important in any media broadcast, if your entire self worth and belief system depends on ratings, not only are you ****ing retarded, but you should probably be committed to a mental hospital. i've never heard a man beg so much for someone to believe him. well jerkoff, maybe if you weren't so ****ing desperate, maybe we'd cut you some slack. it's like the guy without a job coming into a job interview and begging for it. dude, get a ****ing grip.

i also hate how he goes out of his way to dis hockey. if you ****ing hate it, then just don't talk about it, how ****ing hard is that? how ****ing classless do you have to be? and i'm sure someone has already mentioned the most unfunny and uncreative clip on his show: the meTube. are you ****ing kidding? there are ****ing bums on the street that could come up with better and more creative **** than the rag tag team of fist****ers working for cowherd.

and, if the google pic search wasn't already the greatest thing ever (i haven't been able to see the biel NSFW thread yet, so maybe the jury is still out), type in colin cowherd and you immediately get two pics on the first page that completely show how much of a ****ing dip**** cowherd is.

YOU make the connection.

 

[slappy4428]

Eastern Michigan's penis with ESPN's penis....

 

[RokSki]

Nice work, McNulty. Very good stuff. :)

 

[Ben_Hecht]

I'll raise "waste of airspace", and see you with "waste of oxygen".

No reason to stop, now . . .

 

[BadgerBeer]

Hate Cowherd. I just heard the start of his show today and he used the term "booger eaters" to apparently describe stupid listeners. Is this a term that this creep uses regularly? He has to be the worst thing on radio.

 

[wickedwritah]

Hate Cowherd. I just heard the start of his show today and he used the term "booger eaters" to apparently describe stupid listeners. Is this a term that this creep uses regularly? He has to be the worst thing on radio.

There is worse out there.

But hey, all you folks are listening to him for some bit of time. Arbitron notices.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

Hate Cowherd. I just heard the start of his show today and he used the term "booger eaters" to apparently describe stupid listeners.

Just endearing himself to the customer base-- a recipe for long term success

 

[Captain_Kirk]

oh, and by the way, I was just getting in my car for lunch, and I thought I heard him saying goodbye to Jason Whitlock wrapping up a segement.

I thought about not sharing this because a) I'm not sure I heard it correctly and b) after this week, I don't know if the board can take this kind of news.

 

[RokSki]

I haven't listened to him for at least a year.

There will be no Arbitron-bolstering from me, for Turdage.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Big Lead interviews Cowherd and turns him into a sympathetic figure:

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2012/01/25/the-colin-cowherd-you-dont-know/

 

[TigerVols]

Of course, if you listen to 'Herd as much as I do, you know that he regularly raves about TBL. So go figure.

 

[poindexter]

Spy Magazine used to call that mutual-cocksucking, "Log Rolling In Our Time".

 

[Starman]

Cowherd is a MOTHER ****ING MORON, and so are his listeners -- the personfiication of mouthbreathing fratboy ****-sticks -- everything wrong with sports talk radio, and a great argument for preemptive euthansia.

I know this is just rehashing the posts from earlier in the thread, but it was true then and it's true now.

Die, dip****.

 

[Ben_Hecht]

Spy Magazine used to call that mutual-cocksucking, "Log Rolling In Our Time".

One of the great print turns of phrase of the last half of the twentieth century . . .

God, I loved that book . . . especially the first few years . . .

 

[jackfinarelli]

I can't even stand his commercial on tv, the one with the guy in his car getting a parking ticket and then eventually being towed.

Cowherd is by far the worst radio host going - perhaps ever.

"Worst radio host going - perhaps ever"...???

You are VERY fortunate never to have heard worse than Colin Cowherd.

I listen to him once in a while and do not think that he is "great" by any means, but to say he might the the worst sports radio host ever is so far off base that it needs to be called out.

Just here in the Washington DC area, there are a handful of sports radio hosts who are FAR worse than Colin Cowherd is on Cowherd's worst days.

 

[Starman]

I can't even stand his commercial on tv, the one with the guy in his car getting a parking ticket and then eventually being towed.

Cowherd is by far the worst radio host going - perhaps ever.

"Worst radio host going - perhaps ever"...???

You are VERY fortunate never to have heard worse than Colin Cowherd.

I listen to him once in a while and do not think that he is "great" by any means, but to say he might the the worst sports radio host ever is so far off base that it needs to be called out.

Just here in the Washington DC area, there are a handful of sports radio hosts who are FAR worse than Colin Cowherd is on Cowherd's worst days.

There are many who are worse, but none who are MUCH worse.

And most of them are trying to be like him.

 

[jackfinarelli]

I can't even stand his commercial on tv, the one with the guy in his car getting a parking ticket and then eventually being towed.

Cowherd is by far the worst radio host going - perhaps ever.

"Worst radio host going - perhaps ever"...???

You are VERY fortunate never to have heard worse than Colin Cowherd.

I listen to him once in a while and do not think that he is "great" by any means, but to say he might the the worst sports radio host ever is so far off base that it needs to be called out.

Just here in the Washington DC area, there are a handful of sports radio hosts who are FAR worse than Colin Cowherd is on Cowherd's worst days.

There are many who are worse, but none who are MUCH worse.

And most of them are trying to be like him.

I can't even stand his commercial on tv, the one with the guy in his car getting a parking ticket and then eventually being towed.

Cowherd is by far the worst radio host going - perhaps ever.

"Worst radio host going - perhaps ever"...???

You are VERY fortunate never to have heard worse than Colin Cowherd.

I listen to him once in a while and do not think that he is "great" by any means, but to say he might the the worst sports radio host ever is so far off base that it needs to be called out.

Just here in the Washington DC area, there are a handful of sports radio hosts who are FAR worse than Colin Cowherd is on Cowherd's worst days.

There are many who are worse, but none who are MUCH worse.

And most of them are trying to be like him.

John Thompson is worse than Colin Cowherd - - a lot worse.

Rick "Doc" Walker is worse than Colin Cowherd - - a lot worse.

Mike Wise is worse than Colin Cowhered - - a lot worse.

Those are just 3 examples in the Washington DC area who are a lot worse.

Go to the Philly market or the NYC market and you will find a few others.

And whatever you do, please to not ever tune into WNST in Baltimore if you think Colin Cowherd is the worst sports host on radio because you will be shocked - - SHOCKED, I say - - to hear most of the folks on the microphones there...

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

I can't even stand his commercial on tv, the one with the guy in his car getting a parking ticket and then eventually being towed.

Cowherd is by far the worst radio host going - perhaps ever.

"Worst radio host going - perhaps ever"...???

You are VERY fortunate never to have heard worse than Colin Cowherd.

I listen to him once in a while and do not think that he is "great" by any means, but to say he might the the worst sports radio host ever is so far off base that it needs to be called out.

Just here in the Washington DC area, there are a handful of sports radio hosts who are FAR worse than Colin Cowherd is on Cowherd's worst days.

There are many who are worse, but none who are MUCH worse.

And most of them are trying to be like him.

I can't even stand his commercial on tv, the one with the guy in his car getting a parking ticket and then eventually being towed.

Cowherd is by far the worst radio host going - perhaps ever.

"Worst radio host going - perhaps ever"...???

You are VERY fortunate never to have heard worse than Colin Cowherd.

I listen to him once in a while and do not think that he is "great" by any means, but to say he might the the worst sports radio host ever is so far off base that it needs to be called out.

Just here in the Washington DC area, there are a handful of sports radio hosts who are FAR worse than Colin Cowherd is on Cowherd's worst days.

There are many who are worse, but none who are MUCH worse.

And most of them are trying to be like him.

John Thompson is worse than Colin Cowherd - - a lot worse.

Rick "Doc" Walker is worse than Colin Cowherd - - a lot worse.

Mike Wise is worse than Colin Cowhered - - a lot worse.

Those are just 3 examples in the Washington DC area who are a lot worse.

Go to the Philly market or the NYC market and you will find a few others.

And whatever you do, please to not ever tune into WNST in Baltimore if you think Colin Cowherd is the worst sports host on radio because you will be shocked - - SHOCKED, I say - - to hear most of the folks on the microphones there...

I was blown away that Thompson had a radio show the first time I heard it. The man can barely form sentences for Crissakes.

 

[Dignan]

If you think Colin Cowherd is the worst sports host on radio because you will be shocked - - SHOCKED, I say - - to hear most of the folks on the microphones there...

So, you're saying we would be shocked. Just clarifying.