Corporate bigwigs coming to my paper tomorrow

[Jay Sherman]

Already laid off all the printing press people and moved it to a sister paper an hour away. This will not end well. I'm the most recent hire in sports and one of the more recent hires in the newsroom. [duckandcover]

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Get there early and compliment their wigs.

Seriously, good luck. I'm sure everyone here echoes that.

 

[Jay Sherman]

For some reason, I don't think the four-man sports department will feel the wrath, but you never know. We've got about 15-20 in news so I figure one reporter there is more dispensable than one of us. I'll update after tomorrow's meeting.

 

[JayFarrar]

Good luck and make sure your desk is clean when you leave.

 

[Mark2010]

See, look at this as an opportunity.

Meet with them over lunch .... or chase them down the hall if need be.... and explain to them what the paper really needs to be successful.

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

Good luck.

I remember when the corporates visited a rag I worked at. Everyone was frantically cleaning their desks, some people wore ties to work.

I left my desk a sty and wore a windbreaker over a t-shirt to work that day.

I told everyone I wanted them to see the reality of our workplace and wages.

On a positive note, no one was laid off. But that changed a few months later.

 

[Some Guy]

May I work the mills for just as long as I am able
And never meet the man whose name is on the label

 

[Stitch]

Jay, try going for the Williston, ND SE gig. It's still open if you need a job tomorrow.

It's only an hour drive from Fargo. (An incorrect assumption that someone called me out on, exaggerated in this instance.)

 

[Jay Sherman]

Jay, try going for the Williston, ND SE gig. It's still open if you need a job tomorrow.

It's only an hour drive from Fargo. (An incorrect assumption that someone called me out on, exaggerated in this instance.)

Thanks but no thanks, I'm holding out for Roswell.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Quit trying to hone in on tom Petty's territory. You know damn well Roswell is his gig.


Now, Martinsville, on the other hand, ....

 

[Cosmo]

For some reason, I don't think the four-man sports department will feel the wrath, but you never know. We've got about 15-20 in news so I figure one reporter there is more dispensable than one of us. I'll update after tomorrow's meeting.

We had a seven man sports department.

One was shifted from sports desk to news desk. No replacement.

One left for another job. No replacement.

One was laid up in the hospital for a month. No sympathy.

Three full-time writers left. We've been told if either I or our other college writer left, neither would be replaced.

You may think you're safe ... but ...

 

[editorhoo]

Good luck.

I remember when the corporates visited a rag I worked at. Everyone was frantically cleaning their desks, some people wore ties to work.

I left my desk a sty and wore a windbreaker over a t-shirt to work that day.

I told everyone I wanted them to see the reality of our workplace and wages.

On a positive note, no one was laid off. But that changed a few months later.

A journalist with a spotless desk is a journalist who is not busy enough.

 

[mike311gd]

Good luck.

I remember when the corporates visited a rag I worked at. Everyone was frantically cleaning their desks, some people wore ties to work.

I left my desk a sty and wore a windbreaker over a t-shirt to work that day.

I told everyone I wanted them to see the reality of our workplace and wages.

On a positive note, no one was laid off. But that changed a few months later.

A journalist with a spotless desk is a journalist who is not busy enough.

My desk hasn't been clean since the summer.

 

[Fredrick]

We had a seven man sports department.

One was shifted from sports desk to news desk. No replacement.

One left for another job. No replacement.

One was laid up in the hospital for a month. No sympathy.

Three full-time writers left. We've been told if either I or our other college writer left, neither would be replaced.

You may think you're safe ... but ...

How the hell do you put out a paper? The deskies are safe?

 

[JackReacher]

For some reason, I don't think the four-man sports department will feel the wrath, but you never know. We've got about 15-20 in news so I figure one reporter there is more dispensable than one of us. I'll update after tomorrow's meeting.

We had a seven man sports department.

One was shifted from sports desk to news desk. No replacement.

One left for another job. No replacement.

One was laid up in the hospital for a month. No sympathy.

Three full-time writers left. We've been told if either I or our other college writer left, neither would be replaced.

You may think you're safe ... but ...

Insane, man. Just insane.

 

[mike311gd]

No sports very soon.

 

[budcrew08]

Good luck.

I remember when the corporates visited a rag I worked at. Everyone was frantically cleaning their desks, some people wore ties to work.

I left my desk a sty and wore a windbreaker over a t-shirt to work that day.

I told everyone I wanted them to see the reality of our workplace and wages.

On a positive note, no one was laid off. But that changed a few months later.

A journalist with a spotless desk is a journalist who is not busy enough.

I couldn't understand that directive by my editor when we had corporate bigwigs coming to our shop...he's like 'Make sure your desk is clean...' and I'm like.. 'Why? So it looks like I don't do anything all day?'

 

[GlenQuagmire]

Just be sure to wear a small wig or none at all.

Otherwise the big wigs might consider you a threat.

 

[crusoes]

Good luck.

I remember when the corporates visited a rag I worked at. Everyone was frantically cleaning their desks, some people wore ties to work.

I left my desk a sty and wore a windbreaker over a t-shirt to work that day.

I told everyone I wanted them to see the reality of our workplace and wages.

On a positive note, no one was laid off. But that changed a few months later.

A journalist with a spotless desk is a journalist who is not busy enough.

Or, as I say, Hitler had a clean desk.

 

[mustangj17]

Jay, you'll be alright. You're new and making less than everyone else. That means you are safe.